Contest Poll: Primal Quotable Quips

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Notable Mentions

Stop killing wheat; eat more meat.

A spoon full of sugar makes your life expectancy go down.

If eating fat makes you fat, then eating brains will make me the smartest bastard ever!

Friends don’t let friends eat junk food. Go Primal!

Real Women eat meat!

I love sedentary, grain-eating people. They’re so much easier to hunt.

Walk a mile in Grok’s shoes….barefoot

About the Author

Mark Sisson is the founder of Mark’s Daily Apple, godfather to the Primal food and lifestyle movement, and the New York Times bestselling author of The Keto Reset Diet. His latest book is Keto for Life, where he discusses how he combines the keto diet with a Primal lifestyle for optimal health and longevity. Mark is the author of numerous other books as well, including The Primal Blueprint, which was credited with turbocharging the growth of the primal/paleo movement back in 2009. After spending three decades researching and educating folks on why food is the key component to achieving and maintaining optimal wellness, Mark launched Primal Kitchen, a real-food company that creates Primal/paleo, keto, and Whole30-friendly kitchen staples.

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  1. Boy, there are some tough choices there! I’d wear most of those on a t-shirt…

  2. Not to be a party pooper, but regarding the #2 contender…

    Isn’t “Think Outside the Bun” Taco Bell’s slogan? I wouldn’t want PB’s reputation tarnished by an association with a distinctly non-primal fast food chain. Just my $.02.

    1. Caroline,

      Don’t worry. These slogans are just for fun. I don’t imagine they’ll be used for anything apart from our enjoyment and for this contest.

    2. just thought it would be Pun-ny 🙂

      or in this case, a play on a slogan rather than a play on words

  3. Thanks to everybody who voted for my quip. I’ve been on a bit of a losing streak lately (and not the good kind), so it’s nice to be appreciated. Y’all made my week!