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Contest: You Might Be Primal If…

The Prize:

Brainy and brawny go well together. That’s why today’s sponsor is ThinkGeek [1], a one stop web shop for the smart masses. Today’s prize is the the Homo Sapiens Caveman Kitchen Tool [2]. Or as I’m re-naming it, the Grok Tool. It pounds. It smashes. It even…grates garlic? Yep, all that and you now have the ability to mercifully end the life of your spear-wounded prey. And whether you win or lose, check out ThinkGeek.com for fun stuff like killer bunny slippers [3], pice cubes [4], and previously featured [5] miracle fruit [6].

The Contest:

If you were alive in the mid-1990’s, you may remember comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s empire of “You might be a redneck if…” humor. Today I’m looking for “You might be Primal if…” jokes. Think one up and leave it in the comment board.



This prize is available to anyone in the world who has ever dreamed of mashing objects with a large chunk of sandstone.

The Contest End Time:

Midnight, tonight!

How the Winner Will Be Determined:

I’ll pick a handful of my favorites and let all of you decide the winner through a reader poll.

Update: With dozens of equally witty and humorous submissions I’ve decided to hold a random drawing for this prize. Check the contest page [7] to see who has won!

To track all the contests visit The Primal Blueprint Health Challenge Contest Page [8] for daily updates.

Visit The Primal Blueprint Health Challenge [9] for challenge details.