Marks Daily Apple
Serving up health and fitness insights (daily, of course) with a side of irreverence.
1 Jul

Top 10 Health Marketing Buzz Words (Ripe for Skepticism)

We’ve talked at length about the health benefits of certain foods, even going so far as to label them “Smart Fuels.” And, while we stand by our statements that there are foods out there that are particularly good for you once the marketing masterminds at food manufacturing firms catch wind of it, these poor foods are hailed as the new wonder food. In fact, they become so popular that they become buzz terms in the industry, able to sell just about any product provided it gets an honorable mention on a product label. Our beef? These so-called super foods can never live up to the hype and certainly can’t confer any kind of health benefit when they are served up in processed food items such as gum, candy, yogurt chips and sugar-laden juices! Read on to see our list of the top 10 health foods that have tried, and failed, to live up to the hype:

1. Acai

2050789643 46fda173a2

If Comedian Kathy Griffin had it right when she said people are afraid to speak ill of Oprah, then label us brave because we’re calling out the Queen of Media for hailing açai (pronounced ah-sigh-ee) as the next super food. Touted by Oprah’s minions as “nature’s energy fruit,” this item boasts 10 times the antioxidant power of red grapes and a “synergy” of fats and fiber to promote digestive and cardiovascular health and essential amino acids for muscle regeneration. While there are certainly health benefits associated with the berries, the folks over at a Friendly Skeptic note that “the antioxidants in açai are not necessarily as potent as has been claimed” and that there is “no scientific basis whatsoever for making medical or health promoting claims for açai.”

2. Pomegranate

452008224 046d87917d

Pomegranate juice, pomegranate jam, pomegranate chutney, pomegranate martinis: Once a food is a super food, it weasels its way in to just about everything! We’re not knocking the benefits of pomegranate – which range from promises that it can prevent coronary artery disease to claims that it can stave off erectile dysfunction – what we’re having a hard time with is the price! Ranging from $5 to as high as $8 for a 16 oz serving, POM (and its various tea and pill derivatives) this is one outrageously priced tipple! Also, it should be noted, dear readers, that just one 8 oz serving of POM packs 34 grams of sugar. You’ve been warned.

3. Goji Berries

379997834 beed5dd6fb

How could we not love Goji Berries when we ourselves even named them a Smart Fuel once upon a blog? Again, we stand by our statements that they do confer a number of health benefits – including stemming cancer activity and promoting eye health – but at about $60 a bag, we have a hard time recommending them as an integral part of a daily diet! After all, it is a berry we’re talking about here.

4. Organic

1174521438 9ffe7b133e

It seems that if you slap an organic label on anything (fruit, vegetable, granola bars, vodka (seriously) you get free reign to hike up the price and still have your item fly off the shelves! Indeed, it seems that whenever you add the term “organic,” it ultimately registers as “healthy” with Joe Consumer. Unfortunately, however, this isn’t necessarily the case. Case in point? Our May Top 10 Junk Foods in Disguise, nearly half of which was dedicated to profiling items that were labeled organic but were still unhealthy. Sigh. Next.

5. Green Tea

1348320425 95bfab6b3e

Of all the recent health buzz words, green tea is probably the most frequently used (and abused) word in the lexicon. Green tea chewing gum… really? Do you seriously think your sugar-free stick of supped-up Bubble Yum is going to confer the health benefits associated with this ancient Chinese medicine? And the green tea “just add water” supplements? Don’t even get us started! In our searches we even found Green Tea Kit Kat Bars hailing from Japan. Ugg. Hopefully, people can see right through these marketing schemes. While we don’t doubt that the polyphenols at work in Green Tea have their benefits, we recommend that you stick with green tea in its purest form – straight out of a teacup. Expect more to come.

6. Guarana

203892316 1faf5facdf

With its fancy name, its fancy country of origin (Brazil) and the fact that its added to just about every herbal supplement and energy drink, it would be plausible to believe that guarana conveys some kind of health benefit, right? Unfortunately, if you do a little research, you’ll find that guarana is… well, basically just a fancy way of saying… uhhh… caffeine. True, it comes from a berry, and we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt that the berry itself is rich in tannins and other phytochemicals, but at the end of the day, this is a prime example of a relatively healthy food being blown up as the answer to all of our health needs.

7. Kombucha

2442175286 b4c6740c73

Another fancy name, another relatively un-super super food. Kombucha is really just a fancy name for a sweetened tea grown from yeast and Acetobacter cultures. Early studies of kombucha suggest that it may help detoxify the body, but once in the hands of marketing peons, the benefits of the drink are completely blown out of proportion, with one kombucha drink manufacturer using the tag line “can a drink change your life.” Our answer? Not likely. But, at about $3 a pop, it sure will change the size of your wallet.

And now we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for some new super ingredients ready to make their debut on the wild and wacky world of food products:

8. Slimming Ingredients

enviga

The easiest way to sell a new item? Tell people that it will help them lose weight or stay trim. Enviga was just the beginning. The latest for your radar? PinnoThin, a polyunsaturated fatty acid pinolenic acid derived from the seeds of the Korean pine nut tree that is thought to act as an appetite suppressant while also delaying the emptying of the stomach so that people feel fuller, longer. The new compound received the top prize at the First International Conference on Innovations and Trends in Weight Loss and Weight Management, but according to a release, that award was based on a study involving only 18 women. We advise that before you get caught up in the hype (toasted pine nuts on everything!), wait for more conclusive evidence of the pros (and cons) of this new product!

9. Uchuva

446156685 4a32ffa60c

Uchuva may sound appealing, but what if we told you it was really nothing more than a plain ol’ gooseberry? While it conveys some strong health benefits – providing the heftiest dose of fiber in the dried fruit realm – is it going to change your life? Probably not, but it sure does make a cute garnish for summer fruit dishes or a sweet addition to a ho-hum trail mix.

10. Cweet

2542143605 5fb03b629e

We started with Equal and Sweet & Low, but quickly abandoned the little pink and blue packets when Splenda hit the scene (It tastes just like sugar! You can bake with it! It won’t give you the runs!). Now brace yourself for the newest kid on the block: Cweet. The compound – which is derived from brazzein, a sweet fruit found in West Africa – is thought to be 3000 times sweeter than sucrose and 1,000 times sweeter than plain ol’ cane sugar and is already slated for inclusion in products including chewing gum, sports drinks and candy. Want to know where you can pick some up? Unfortunately this compound is still awaiting FDA approval and, even if awarded “generally recognized as safe” status, still won’t hit stores until 2009.

Breno Peck, quack.a.duck, miheco, bookgrl, SiFu Renka, Bruno Roots, foodistablog, ashleyaull, kidjay Flickr Photos (CC)

Further Reading:

Classic Tuesday 10 Posts…

The 10 Dumbest Drugs Ever Invented

10 Alarming Healthcare Stats Put in Ruthless Perspective

10 Quick Tips to Boost Your Serotonin

More Tuesday 10s

Subscribe to Mark’s Daily Apple feeds

You want comments? We got comments:

Imagine you’re George Clooney. Take a moment to admire your grooming and wit. Okay, now imagine someone walks up to you and asks, “What’s your name?” You say, “I’m George Clooney.” Or maybe you say, “I’m the Clooninator!” You don’t say “I’m George of George Clooney Sells Movies Blog” and you certainly don’t say, “I’m Clooney Weight Loss Plan”. So while spam is technically meat, it ain’t anywhere near Primal. Please nickname yourself something your friends would call you.

  1. Oops!-Thanks for the warning, i’ve been drinking a glass of Pom juice every day, didn’t care about the price i pay. I thought i was doing myself a favor. up until now. as of today, out it goes!

    Donna wrote on July 1st, 2008
    • Hi,

      I saw your comment online and I advise you not to stop drinking POM, it’s wonderful for your body. A lot of antioxidants. The sugar is pretty high all you have to do is maintain your daily recommended intake of sugar. Here’s an example; a cheese burger at McDonald’s isn’t bad for you if you eat just a burger and nothing else for the rest of the day. When you eat in excess then you should start cutting some of the bad foods. you must always keep a balance diet. I hope this has helped on your decision.;) Nice sweater.

      Bobby wrote on August 25th, 2011
      • You blatantly work for that company. The ‘Nice Sweater’ comment is a cheap psychological / marketing trick to try and get your point across.

        The ‘Eating our crap is ok as long as you have a balanced diet’ is a scam too.

        The same tactic has been used by the tobacco industry to say that if you live in a place with bad air quality, then you may as well smoke.

        Nice try… but you have been spotted.

        Mike wrote on November 12th, 2011
  2. I guess I’m a fan of kombucha because it has successfully weaned me from worse drinks. But damn, is it acidic. It has a pH of ~2! Now that I know that, I’m careful about drinking it because I kind of like having enamel on my teeth.

    As for the other things, let’s not forget that most of these superfoods are imported. Does that mean the ol’ U.S.A. is devoid of superfoods? No, it just means that importing companies can make mucho dollar marketing them to you. I’m sure if you tested neglected American crops like red currants or regular gooseberries, many would show similar benefits. Except they are growing on a bush at my house…so I guess companies can’t make $$$ on them and won’t bother testing them.

    Melissa wrote on July 1st, 2008
  3. Just as I was thinking “well, if people in Asia want to market their common berries to us as superfoods, we should market our common berries to them as superfoods” when I ran across this Canadian blackcurrant market’ route to Japan

    Melissa wrote on July 1st, 2008
  4. Pomegranate juice is a huge buzz word I have noticed. Marketing is like politics it doth seem. As long as you put a good healthy word in front of whatever product is being pushed and pictures of maybe a polar bear swimming in clear blue water, that obviously means that the product is healthy. But, 8 oz. serving of POM packs 34 grams of sugar, now how healthy is that? Not so much

    Jim wrote on July 1st, 2008
  5. No one wants to believe that the best “superfoods” are right under their noses: liver, grass-fed butter, pastured eggs, shellfish and spinach!

    It’s easier to believe something is healthy if it comes form the Amazon rainforest and costs the shirt off your back.

    Sasquatch wrote on July 1st, 2008
  6. The POM thing is indeed getting ridiculous. The other day I saw a billboard for POM coffee. The ad said something like “Get a health buzz.” POM coffee? Does the coffee have pomegranate in it (digusting), or are they claiming it’s healthier than regular coffee simply because it’s made by POM? I like pomegranate, I really, really like it. Too bad it’s been so exploited.

    Rudy wrote on July 1st, 2008
  7. Forget POM. Once winter rolls around, I can’t wait to sink my teeth into ripe pomegranates (and inadvertently stain my shirt red)!

    As other people have commented, these foods are imported. They travel long distances and aren’t the freshest compared to “ordinary” local produce when sold. As for the juices, they’re pasteurized and processed from the fruits that are too blemished to sell in the produce dept. Just not tasty.

    A bit surprised soybeans aren’t up there on the list anymore. Maybe it’s going stale in superfood? Mangosteen is another fruit paired along with açai and pomegranate “superfoods.”

    Terry Dalek wrote on July 1st, 2008
  8. Ah, but how I do love kombucha. Not for supposed health benefits (though if there are any, I won’t turn them down), but because I love sour things! It is expensive, which is why I’m seriously tempted to hunt down my own mushroom and grow my own.

    Katie wrote on July 1st, 2008
  9. But, to be fair, green tea kitkats have no pretense to health. Japanese people just dig on the flavor. They have all sorts of kooky seasonal kitkat flavors here.

    Rob wrote on July 1st, 2008
  10. Oh and goji berries are nightshades which many dont know!!

    sarena wrote on July 2nd, 2008
  11. Questionable health benefits aside, I’ve always been a sucker for anything pomegranate flavored. It’s so sweet, I like to add about an ounce of it to iced tea as a sweetener and flavor.

    Goji berries: Ugh, nasty tasting little brutes! I got conned into buying a bag a while back, and wound up throwing it out because nobody I knew could stand the things!

    dragonmamma wrote on July 6th, 2008
  12. Thanks for the informative post.. and thanks for adding our comment to the blog. I searched for a while to find the right answer to my questions!

    Acai Berry wrote on August 18th, 2008
  13. Great list of super-foods here. I have not heard of enviga, but it looks interesting. However I do take acai berry supplements every day.

    superfood wrote on January 1st, 2009
  14. I just love your weblog! Very nice post! Still you can do many things to improve it.

    Acai Berry Burn wrote on February 10th, 2009
  15. i find wheatgrass is pretty good and im always hearing about that when i go down the local smoothie bar.

    superfood supplements wrote on August 15th, 2009
  16. Да уж…

    kinozalvip wrote on September 27th, 2009
  17. The green tea flavoured kitkats in Japan aren’t a health gimick. People there have been eating green tea flavoured sweets for years. It’s a popular flavour… the same as how we have rum and butter icecream here (ok, that was a bad example because not a lot of people get excited over rum and butter).

    nirvat wrote on March 15th, 2010
  18. An Uchuva is a “Cape Gooseberry” which is not the same as a “gooseberry.” The look and taste very different. NOt sure about the health benefits, but I do know that they are not the same.

    trsw wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  19. I am so grateful to K.T. and Griffin and S.Somers “Knockout” I had Lung cancer, liver disease, and diabetes, all are history and My blood test show I have perfect blood. nothing out of the normal range. That’s rare. LOL I do watch what I eat. I even have eternal life. Food as GOD maid it is the best.

    Slick's Blich Walter wrote on May 24th, 2012
  20. I have been delivered from Lung cancer,diabetes,liver disease, everything in My blood test is in the center of the middle of the normal range. My gratitude goes to K.T. Griffin and Suzan Somers. Also J.C. I have eternal life. Food as GOD
    created it, unaffected by greedy man. I am so impressed with truth, Thank You all.

    Slick's Blich Walter wrote on May 24th, 2012
  21. What about NOPALEA at http://www.mccactus.org?

    MJCassidy wrote on September 13th, 2012
  22. Try the new product Maqui berry mixed with coffee. It have good lost weight effect

    Coffee wrote on November 24th, 2012
  23. Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about
    this, like you wrote the book in it or something.

    I think that you can do with a few pics to drive
    the message home a little bit, but other than that, this is excellent blog.

    A great read. I’ll definitely be back.

    web site wrote on September 28th, 2013
  24. Hi i am kavin, its my first time to commenting anywhere, when i read this post i thought i could also make comment due to this good paragraph.

    Mickey wrote on August 9th, 2014

Leave a Reply

If you'd like to add an avatar to all of your comments click here!

© 2014 Mark's Daily Apple