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The Fuming Fuji Says No to Enhanced Soft Drinks

Posted By Worker Bee On January 23, 2007 @ 1:03 pm In Humor,Hype,Raising Healthy Children | Comments Disabled

The Fuming Fuji is outraged at the marketing of toxic food, especially when it’s aimed at the small fry. This week, the Fuming Fuji has decided to have a serious problem with enhanced soft drinks.

But, Fuming Fuji, you ask, if we’re going to have soda, isn’t it better to enhance it with vitamins and natural flavorings?

The Fuming Fuji says no!

The claim: Soft drinks are now coming in super-enhanced varieties loaded with vitamin C.

The catch: Soft drinks are now coming in super-enhanced varieties loaded with sugar. The Fuming Fuji cannot wait for super-enhanced lard cakes to be loaded with vitamin C also – what a difference to health that will make!

The comeback: People aren’t going to stop drinking soda. At least make it healthier!

The conclusion: Wise words. Perhaps we should add ginseng to bacon bits. Fuming Fuji predicts a new food revolution of selling the same old junk. Fuming Fuji asks what is next: Botox Burgers?

The catchphrase:
When you get sick from this garbage food, at least you will not be deficient in Vitamin C.

Disclaimer: Mark Sisson and the Worker Bees do not necessarily endorse the views of the Fuming Fuji.

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