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Scientists Perplexed: Issue ‘Impossible Calorie’ Award
Posted By Worker Bee On December 4, 2006 @ 4:05 pm In Awards,Humor,Interviews,Pictures | No Comments
Here at MDA, we define “premium” as something peerless. Without equal. Really, really good for you – the absolute best. We believe in living life that way.
Evidently, McDonald’s defines premium as peerless and without equal, too. As in, a really, really good way to get that nifty obesity look everyone’s working these days.
Although no scientists were permanently harmed in the deliberation of today’s Impossible Calorie Award [3], a few of them did need to be sent on vacation.
McDonald’s “premium” chicken strips are 100% white meat. Fabulous. This “premium” product comes packed with 1270 calories in the bigger size (and who would order only 3 strips?). Visit this clickativity [4] and be premiumed like you’ve never been premiumed before.
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