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December
2006

Scientists Perplexed: Issue ‘Impossible Calorie’ Award

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Evidently, McDonald’s defines premium as peerless and without equal, too. As in, a really, really good way to get that nifty obesity look everyone’s working these days.

Although no scientists were permanently harmed in the deliberation of today’s Impossible Calorie Award, a few of them did need to be sent on vacation.

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Not Even a Tasty Way to Die

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