What’s this? I’ll tell you what this is: nothing short of a tremendous relief for the health-minded!
With the new and improved 7up Plus, I’m well on my way to glowing good health and longevity. Wow, thanks, 7up! That 5% pesticide-laced apple juice concentrate, “plus” all that wonderful calcium, and natural chemicals (as opposed to synthetic ones) is nothing short of a magnanimous boon to public health. Why do I even bother? I might as well quit now.
Except that I’m Mark Sisson, and Photoshop is way too much fun.