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Never Fails to Inspire
Posted By Mark Sisson On April 12, 2007 @ 12:14 pm In Diet,Health,Humor,Nutrition,Prevention,The Sisson Spoof | 4 Comments
Have you gotten to know this little nutrition buddy brought to you by the FDA ? If not, I think you ought to reconsider:
- Like many of the processed foods we enjoy in this great country, the exact nature of Labelman’s, er, origin, is difficult to ascertain. Is he a popsicle? A hot dog, perhaps? Maybe a tofu pup? I can’t stand it! I have to know!
- Fans need to know: Does Labelman work out? (If only we could all get muscles like that.) What is Labelman’s favorite shampoo? And is it true that Labelman is courting Zipperedtopgirl?
- Labelman decimates the burgeoning belief that the American government has become cynical and corrupt when it comes to health and nutrition. It doesn’t take a genius to see the level of creative sweat and tears that were clearly poured into this original, inspiring, visually dazzling creation! Like, duh! Even the unique and catchy name – Labelman – belies a sincerity and intensity of concern only our federal government is capable of.
I ask you, dear readers, if the Fuming Fuji  met this vision of nutritional inspiration and personality (such brio!), what would happen? The world may soon find out…
Oh, who am I kidding? I’m totally disappointed by this half-hearted offering of nutritional guidance . I’m pretty sure even my pets could come up with something better. I mean, seriously – this is the best they can do with our tax dollars?
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