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22 Aug

Move Over, McGriddle

For once, I’m speechless.

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  1. This kind of product has no market outside the US.
    So sad.
    I wanna be proud to be an American

    Tatsujin wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  2. It’s on a stick? Oh, thank god, because chocolate chip pancakes and sausage were so inconvenient to eat before!

    Chicken Girl wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  3. Chicken Girl, thanks for that laugh :)

    Tat, I think we’ve unfortunately jumped the shark :(

    Sara wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  4. ;-(

    I grew up in Europe and I can tell you my nephews that live there think the food here is horrible.
    I think I might send them a box, see if I can change their minds 😉

    Tatsujin wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  5. mmmm I love anything that threatens my arteries immediately.

    john wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  6. Only in America, Tat? Might I remind you of Canadian poutine (fries covered in curds and gravy). Or this Japanese horror…

    Admittedly, though, it’s a Japanese pizza hut, and I guess they were just trying to imitate what we do.

    McFly wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  7. It doesn’t come with syrup? WTF?

    Mel Practice wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  8. LOL…I know…what a cheat! It should come with syrup and strawberries in glaze.

    Sara wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  9. Wow. Are you joking?

    I wouldn’t eat that. Same thing with the blue ketchup… or green…ew, dude. Ew.

    Hannah wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  10. nutrition aspects aside, whate really makes me gag is the chocolate and sausage combo, those things just dont go together.

    Hungry Waif wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  11. My MIL had these for the kids to eat!!!! *My* children did not eat them, they instead chose the slightly less bad for you Lucky Charms. My nieces and nephew however downed the pigs in a blanket on a stick (with the requisite syrup) in no time. Thank goodness we are back home and free of a sugar laden breakfast. Unless you count the fresh fruit. ;o)

    Nancy S wrote on August 22nd, 2007
  12. Hold up, blue ketchup? Where do I sign up?!

    McFly wrote on August 23rd, 2007
  13. I… Wow.

    It’s bad enough on it’s own, but putting it on a stick just takes it to a whole new level of crazy.

    Marianne wrote on August 23rd, 2007
  14. C’mon, every kid knows that food tastes better on a stick.

    Crystal wrote on August 23rd, 2007
  15. Does it have syrup, ice cream and/or whipped cream dip, as well?

    I can see the Jimmy Dean Meeting room now…

    “All that we have is sausage. What else can we do? Oh, I know we can get pancakes and not just any pancakes, but chocolate chip pancakes. And put it on a stick, yeah, a stick.”

    Today the Pancake, tomorrow the Tortilla!

    Oxybeles wrote on August 23rd, 2007
  16. this is in the comics, right? it’s not real, right??

    Molly South wrote on August 23rd, 2007
  17. Think the product box alone is horrible? Wait’ll you read the arm-long unpronouncible list of ingredients. On another website, this product was described as the grocery store item furthest away from the definition of food.

    Sonagi wrote on August 23rd, 2007
  18. Oxy, your a genius! Tortilla on a stick sounds even better, I could go with a stick taquito right now. A stick taquito pancake!

    McFly wrote on August 24th, 2007

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