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11 Jun

What to Eat at the Gas Station (and Why It Beats the Cheesecake Factory)

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Your local 7-11 has more to offer in the way of health than most popular dining establishments. True, quick marts are a landfill of trans sprinkles and grease crisps, but if for no other reason than portion size, you can often fare better in the linoleum aisles of the corner gas station than in the extra-wide banquettes of chain restaurants. Even seemingly healthy items like salads and vegetable omelets are typically two or three times …

9 May

Scientists Perplexed: Issue Impossible Calorie Award

Just as the experts from Orchard University thought they were close to cracking the mystery behind the Cheesecake Factory’s infamous carrot cake their work was derailed by a four pound behemoth of a meal that further tried their capacity to imagine anything so calorie dense.

Meet ‘Dos Manos’:

(this pic is from burritojournal.com and is shown sans “Enchilado style”)

This burrito comes complete with peppers, onions, rice, …

2 May

I’m Not Lovin’ It

It’s time for another Rotten Apple Award, kids. The Impulsive Buy blog – which puts the “ew” in product review – covers everything from the new mint flavored Tylenol to McDonald’s new cinnamon bites, or bits, or buns, or something. The Rotten Apple is not being bestowed upon Impulsive Buy, however – it’s Mickey D that deserves all the glory on this one….

19 Apr

1 Big Mac Is Worth 60 Pork Rinds

Morning, Apples! Our editor, Sara, pointed out a few great blog conversations going on in regards to fast food restaurants making – or rather, not making – nutrition information available (and subsequently gave herself an assignment!). We all had a lot of fun just now coming up with some not-so-pretty comparisons for this and future Sisson Spoofs. (I blogged about the problem with making nutritional information available in fast food restaurants …

27 Mar

The Fuming Fuji Says No to Cupcakes

The Fuming Fuji is outraged at the marketing of toxic food, especially when it is aimed at the small fry. This week, the Fuming Fuji has decided to have a problem with cupcakes.

But, Fuming Fuji, you say, isn’t a miniature dessert now and then better than eating fast food all the time?

The Fuming Fuji says no!

The claim: For the love of all that is human, …

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