Heart Attack Grill – Take Two!
We first introduced you to the Heart Attack Grill – home of the Double Bypass Burger – back in December 2006 and again in March and April of last year (what can we say, we’re really just couldn’t believe it). This ridiculous “concept” eatery is up to the same old nonsense, but a reader sent in some absurd images that just we had to share.
Located in Chandler, Arizona, the Heart Attack Grill was founded in 2005 by Jon “Dr Jon” Brasso (who, incidentally, also wears a white lab coat to work) as a means to provide patrons – or as he calls them, patients – with food that is “so bad for you it’s shocking.” The menu boasts single-, double-, triple- and quadruple-bypass burgers.
Real appetizing, huh?
Think you’ll still be hungry after scarfing down the estimated 2lbs of beef, 6 slices of cheese, and rashers-upon-rashers of bacon? Then perhaps it’s time to order a “prescription” of flatliners – that is, French fries, cigarettes, beer, liquor and sugar-laden sodas.
We’ll take one of everything!
And the “naughty nurse” wait staff? Let’s just leave them out of it (or at least let the real nurses – who have protested the overt sexualization of these burger slingers- take care of it.)
A “nurse” poised to deliver what we can only imagine is stellar medical care…or something.
If we wanted to be nice, we could perhaps say that the Heart Attack Grill is one of the more honest fast food purveyors because they tell you upfront what such a diet can do for you – even placing a sign above the entrance to the restaurant to warn patrons that the burgers “may be hazardous to your health,” and in it’s slogan “taste worth dying for.”
However, all the Heart Attack Grill is is a clever marketing ploy. It attracts attention – negative or otherwise – for its bold and brazen burger names, its scantily-attired wait staff and for putting the hardee-ha in heart attack.
Not sufficiently disgusted? Then check out this link which will show you what a McDonald’s hamburger looks like 12 years on. Doesn’t look so mmm mmmm good now, does it?
Further Reading:
Carl’s Jr. – ‘Feel Good About Being Fat’
Crazy Burger Mania – It’s Crazy!
What Does a 410 lb. Weight Loss Really Look Like?
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Posted By: Worker Bee
Thankful on this Thanksgiving Day for our free country and our belief that education is more powerful than censorship. Slather my burger in greasy lard and waitresses once in my lifetime, please!!!!
Well if Obama passes his Universal Health care plan we will not be able to eat like this, smoke, drink sodas if we want to be covered by it. We will have to walk a fine line to qualify…Rules and Regs to follow are no coverage…So eat ‘em up while u can!! This place is the “hooters” of the burger world, NURSE!!!
damm! i wish i could go to that place, is like heaven, foxy girls, fatty food, awsome…
For the people shunning this as American over indulgence and what not, Take it with a grain of salt please! It’s obvious satire, and don’t think for a second that every person who walks in the place orders a 12 patty hamburger.
Most Americans I know choose not to be fat lazy slobs, but yes they are out there! But don’t judge the entire country.
I think it’s odd how pleasure has been demonized in this country. I mean, sure, moderation is best, but just because something is unhealthy doesn’t make it inedible. People shouldn’t be ostracized because they like delicious burgers.
And if you think they’re gross, well, that’s okay. Just keep your mouth shut while I enjoy all that bacon.
(And for anyone wondering, I’m 5’11 and 145 – a runner most of my life.
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my aunt eats fat food in this grill and shes really sexy and watch TubeHemu @youtube
Lettuce, tomatoes and onion…nobody commented, as if they weren’t there. Too much to eat at one meal, definitely. Other than that, take away the sugar drink and cut the fries in half it looks and sounds great. Cigarettes? Just a joke…some people won’t get it and smoke. My occasional clogging of arm veins stopped, only after getting back on real butter after decades of hurting myself with light oils. Yes, I saw relief after getting off mono and poly unsaturates. Not weird. Diet drinks will also poison us. Get back to milk or V8. Additives and plastics are what’s making cancer and brain damage. Where’s the outrage? You don’t even know about it. Certainly no mention. Did you know leptins won’t be made unless the body gets triglycerides? What else don’t you know?
I’m confused I thought this was what Primal BluePrint is all about minus the white bread bun???