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24 Jun

Pooh-Poohing the ‘Poo

Modern life presents endless deviations from our primal beginnings. Some clearly have no place in the success of our species (e.g. Ding Dongs). Others may present unprecedented, welcome benefits (e.g. year round access to a veritable cornucopia of Primal goodies like macadamia nuts – my personal favorite). Finally, there are those “additions,” current customs really, that feel idiosyncratic but relatively innocuous. The contemporary obsession with hair might qualify for this eccentric but harmless category – or maybe not. What about the goop we slather on our noggins? Is it another case of sanitizing ourselves into an unhealthy existence? Will I become an eternal greaseball without my daily indulgence in froth and foam? There’s a movement afoot – “poo-less,” as it’s often called – that has something to say about it. Kicking the suds habit, poo-less advocates suggest, not only allows for less toxic, less expensive living but opens the door to a better head of hair itself.

Even the most committed product junkie has to admit that our culture’s fixation on perfect tresses has long since morphed into a marketing frenzy. Products and services galore seek to manipulate every hair into strict submission. Somehow it’s never enough though. There’s always another product to fix something else – likely the problem the first one caused. Increasingly, we’re realizing that we pay a bigger price than the receipts would indicate (although they’re nothing to shake a stick at either!). Conventional shampoos are universally riddled with noxious but unregulated chemicals that have been linked to everything from endocrine system disruption to neurological and immune system damage. Among the biggest offenders, according to the Environmental Working Group, include the ubiquitous phthalates (for fragrance), parabens (for preservatives), coal tar (for dyes and dandruff) and Sodium Lauryl Sulfate/Sodium Laureth Sulfate (for lather and de-greasing power). Other risky chemicals include 1,4-Dioxane and methylisothiazolinone.

Our bodies take quite a beating for the sake of our hair. (Hey, but that woman in the jungle shower on the commercial looked like she was having fun. I’ll have what she’s having – poisons be damned!

But put aside the toxins for a minute. What about natural, toxin-free shampoos? What’s wrong with them? (First off, some aren’t as natural as they claim.) According to poo-less advocates, though, even the “best” shampoos strip and damage our hair. We feel like greaseballs after a couple days without a wash because our scalps are constantly on overdrive trying to compensate for the persistent dryness caused by – the shampoo! The need for a cascade of other hair products (e.g. the conditioners, the gel, the hair spray, the detanglers, etc.) is the consequence of the shampoo’s initial damage. Talk about digging a hole to use a ladder to wash the basement window!

When you read the stories of the poo-less, I have to say that the anecdotal evidence is pretty convincing. After the initial transition of 2-6 weeks (hint: scarves, bandanas, ponytails), people say they have unprecedented softness, volume, natural shape and style. No more frizzies or fly aways or whatever else plagued them before. Several folks on the forum have shared their experiences, and I’d definitely recommend checking out Richard’s experiment at Free the Animal. The poo-less movement has caught enough media attention that even more conventionally-minded publications have called upon their own staff people to give it a whirl and then share their stories. Although a few folks eventually throw up their hands, the vast majority give it a thumbs up. Many even say it’s the best thing that ever happened to their hair.

So, what does a poo-less routine look like exactly? Although every fan has his/her own take, there seem to be a few common routines. Some people gradually wean themselves off by increasing the number of days between shampoos. Others rinse the roots with warm water and use a little conditioner on the ends. Still others use a hot towel method by stroking their hair repeatedly with a hot, soaked towel to distribute their scalp’s natural oils throughout the hair. A large portion of the poo-less group seems to use some combination of baking soda-water mix as a daily/occasional poo-less wash. Many in this camp then do a vinegar rinse (apple cider being the most commonly mentioned version) to “condition” hair. Another basic kitchen combo used is cornstarch and lemon juice. Simple, cheap and healthy, they say. For those who want something a little more than baking soda, there are specially formulated (and marketed) poo-less products like the well-known Deva line. I know a lot of folks use Dr. Bronner’s as well.

For those of us who don’t want to go poo-less, what Primal perspective is there to be gleaned from these folks’ efforts? Their satisfaction, I think, is a reminder that modern living suggests “needs” that really don’t exist. Our bodies, left to their own devices, really can take care of themselves. There’s something to that natural beauty concept. The truth is, Grok probably wasn’t the stinky, disheveled, unsightly figure many imagine him to have been.

Asking whether we really need shampoo begs the question of whether we really need any of the personal products that line our medicine cabinets. If we ditched the creams, conditioners, gels, cosmetics, deodorants, sprays, and powders for a week, would our lives fall apart? Would anyone else even notice? (Probably not.) Would we eventually get used to the simplified routine? Would we end up enjoying it like the poo-less proponents? One thing’s for sure: we’d probably have a little more money in our pockets and little more time on our hands. As for our bodies, after their transition period is over and the dust finally settles, they’d likely be grateful to get back to doing what they’re built to do.

Have your own poo-less stories or tips you’d like to add? Questions or commentary on going au naturale? Thanks for reading, everybody. Have a great day!

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  1. Very cool subject. I’ve been unemployed for over a year, so I ditched the morning shower thing as a habit. I’ve got a pool and a hot tub and I love em both and I’m in em alot. It’s pretty obvious that just getting wet on a regular basis keeps you darn clean. What else did Grok have? And that would be cold water only on most of the planet. As far as the “smell” goes, what you exude is determined by what you take in. When you clean up your diet and get hydrated, the body does not have to slough off tons of crap through your skin. I think it’s like a lot of Primal stuff – you just can’t imagine it’s RIGHT. Then you try it, and whaddaya know…..

    captain mike wrote on September 8th, 2011
  2. I’ve been water-only for about six months now. Before then, I was baking soda-only for a few months. At the beginning of W/O I just didn’t get my hair wet at all. I was going for dry brush-only, but I gave up before I gave it a chance to get through the transition period. It was oily for weeks, and I kept it in french braids and such. I got impatient and rinsed with water and everything was good. I’ve been W/O since then. I may try no-water in the future, but W/O is working for now.

    I’ve stretched it to one rinse a week (W/O on my body too, except sometimes I decide to use soap in some *ahem* areas) and I use a deodorant crystal/rock on my pits every morning.

    I’m sure I smell more like a human than modern people are used to, but even my most honest of friends haven’t mentioned an offensive smell.

    I rinse my face daily with warm water, and I find that dries it out.
    I use soap on my hands.

    As for my hair, it’s not as manageable as I’d like (better since I cut it shorter), and I think that’s mostly due to my neglecting to brush it with boar bristle brush (vegan alternative) on a daily basis coupled with the hard water. I’ve heard that lemon juice-rinse-ACV-rinse takes care of hard water residue and restores the natural pH, but I haven’t tried.

    Maria wrote on September 30th, 2011
  3. I haven’t shampooed my hair for 2 months. I’ve used baking soda and vinegar ad directed. I have thick wavy hair and I use to use a lot of product (mousse and gel). Needless to say if I leave it alone I will look like carrot top or someone with really poofy hair. I scrolled down this article and learned about the fascinating replacement for “gel”, aloe vera! What I love about aloe Vera is for one it’s not sticking and as gooey as “gel”. You can use it on dry hair ( the next day after washing it ) bc it almost works like water to rewet your hair. All at the same time you will get marvelous curls and it will have you saying sayanara to those chemically processed products. Your hair won’t get as crispy or shiny as it will with “gel” so that’s a goody too!

    Adriana wrote on November 3rd, 2011
  4. What exactly does the baking soda and vinegar do?

    Jane wrote on December 22nd, 2011
  5. I am struggling with the third week of being poo-free. I have read the numerous posts about the transition being difficult, but the results being worth it.

    I am willing to stick it out, but my biggest issue right now is static. I have long, naturally wavy hair, and I’m going crazy trying to tame it. Can anyone offer recommendations to reduce static electricity? Has anyone else experienced this during the poo phase-out period?

    Karen wrote on March 26th, 2012
    • I’ve been poo-less (water only) for a couple of years now, thrilled with the results, my long hair does not tangle.

      However, I notice awful static when away from home, if I have to wash my hair in hard water.

      Ann Duncan wrote on April 23rd, 2012
  6. I feel weird saying this, but I’ve never liked showering… I never felt “better” like people said I would, and I did get made fun of it at camp where I would put up a fight to take a shower because I didn’t feel dirty one day (I had been sick and hadn’t been doing what everyone else had been doing)… My hair usually goes 1-2 weeks without being washed (yes with shampoo, but I’ve recently decided to switch to No-Poo baking soda/ACV) as does my body.

    I shave my pits every time I shower year round. I only shave my legs between late April/Early November (at the latest) because I cover my legs completely during the cold months.

    I only wear makeup for special occasions and I only use deodorant when I know I’m going to be doing something more active than usual.

    My body is used to this. It doesn’t start to stink as fast as others do because it’s not “cleaned” as often. At the first sign that I’m starting to stink (I can tell and my family starts telling me) I shower. This can take 1-2 weeks depending on what I do.

    Life is really very simple when you don’t do much to yourself. You have more money, the products that you do buy last a lot longer and you have a lot more time.

    Neke wrote on June 6th, 2012
  7. i have just recently graduated from cosmetology school last December(beauty school it sounds more fancy though when you say cosmetology)any way i am licensed now and when i started school i never knew or understood the risks of the products we use in our industry. it was not until i became aware of the high amounts of formaldehyde and other toxic preservatives in products. that is when i started questioning the intentions of the big cosmetics company. it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to look up products names and their ingredients. however in the consumers defense not many of them know how bad it is getting out there.

    first let me say our industry is not regulated by the F.D.A we can use and abuse words like “organic” or “natural” but the whole concoction can be a mess of detergents, preservatives, and only god knows what else. second anything that is “formaldehyde free” is an illusion. shocker right i mean why would the big companies lie about what they put in there products?? the point is have knowledge about what you are putting in and on your body and also your childrens bodies as well. ever hear of a “baby friendly” company called Johnson & Johnson? guess what they are the worst! just read the lable as your reading the baby shampoo and body wash read down until you see the words
    quaternium 15,
    imidazolidinyl urea,
    diazolidinyl urea
    Methyl aldehyde
    Methylene oxide
    Morbicid acid

    my point is people please read your labels!! and always research!

    sarah wrote on August 16th, 2012
  8. i tried the poo-less shampoo last night – a little over a tablespoon of baking soda in about 300 odd mills of water. wonderful. didnt need a conditioner – and my hair feels like silk. i only usually wash it once a week anyway (with a low toxin shampoo – but i always need conditioner after that) and have been trying to do it less and less often. btw, female, 45, shoulder blade length, fine, vaguely wavy hair, last 4 inches of which are colour treated

    Albe wrote on September 4th, 2012
  9. I have had success eliminating commercial hair products and been “poo-less” for 4 years. In the shower, use 1 T baking soda in 8 oz water to wash, then 1 T apple cider vinegar in 8 oz water to rinse, followed by quick plain water rinse from the showerhead. Do this 1-2x per week; just rinse with water when not “washing” it. My shoulder-length thick hair with slight waves is soft and luxurious, never dry, never oily (no vinegar smell, either). Bronners never worked for me, but my husband likes it for his much shorter hair.

    dee dee wrote on November 7th, 2012
  10. Does that combination of baking soda in water really work? Any side effects? sounds scary……

    Mish wrote on November 7th, 2012
  11. Sometime this summer I stopped showering every day. I told myself I would shower after doing something to get sweaty, and would then fail to do that something, and not shower. Got in the habit of showering every 4 or 5 days with no smell comments.
    Saw a link to this post at some point, but continued using shampoo every shower (so like 3 times every 2 weeks). Since college started in August I have showered without shampoo more often than with.
    Water and finger-scrubbing works just as well as shampoo as far as I can tell. Never have used soap in the shower. Last shower: November 4. Smell: Fine.

    Bill C wrote on November 8th, 2012
  12. Hi, if trialling ‘poo-less’, what’s the deal with conditioner – I’m guessing you stop using that too, do you?


    Chad wrote on August 1st, 2013
  13. I sure agree for many reasons that poo-less and soapless are the ways to go, however, my personal experience is that all four of our adult children have greasy, stinky hair that I prefer not to be anywhere near. Maybe they haven’t tried ACV and baking soda and such, so I’ll make some gentle suggestions. Then maybe its my turn…..

    Lee wrote on August 11th, 2013

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