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    Best part? It's not socially acceptable to be overweight and eating like a health freak.

    Uh- what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheyCallMeLazarus View Post
    Thought process went like this:

    1) (Reptilian Brain) Large breasts. Upper brain, please let me view them.
    2) (Upper Brain) Ok, if you say so.
    3) (Reptialian Brain) Holy hell. I think our babies would be very strong, tall hunters with her. They would have no problems getting nourishment either, due to that breast size. Thank you upper brain!
    4) (Upper Brain) You're so juvenile. We don't know her. This isn't a tribe we live in anymore. A lot of the stuff you want me to show you are women we cannot reproduce with, duh. Plus SO is coming over later, so calm your ass down.....wait....she is saying really stupid shit. I want to turn this off. I hate the sound of squeaky idiots.
    5) (Reptilian Brain) NO!!!! I want to continue courting the large breasted tall woman. I like her.
    6) (Upper Brain) No way. She is clearly dumb as hell and selling things that don't work.....I am muting her, then you can watch and I don't have to hear her 3 brain cells all firing together.....(presses mute)

    Compromise.
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    Oh well. There you have it. Guess I should give this up and just go eat a double big mac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    Best part? It's not socially acceptable to be overweight and eating like a health freak.

    Uh- what?
    I loved that part!

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    Don't forget that doing push ups under your desk is also socially unacceptable. My other favorite part was when she said that no one has time to cook on a daily basis when all you want to do after a stressful day is sit on the couch and watch cartoons.

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    Tits good.

    Voice bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dulcimina View Post
    Don't forget that doing push ups under your desk is also socially unacceptable. My other favorite part was when she said that no one has time to cook on a daily basis when all you want to do after a stressful day is sit on the couch and watch cartoons.
    You mean cartoons like her?
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    wow - those suckers are HUGE
    some of us would give our (put in here whatever you would be happy to trade) for a pair of puppies like that !!!!!!!!!!!
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    She's really adorable and I think a lot of people could get over her voice if she was sweet as can be and easy to get along with. I suspect she's not though.

    Looking at her giant boobs and flat stomach, I was reminded of the SI swimsuit calendar I saw the other day. The woman on the cover has some monster boobs and a belly that looks 3 months pregnant. She's also really lovely. How did she get past the photoshop?
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    Yep, batshit crazy. She watches cartoons, worries about what her friends think of her, and, if she did go Paleo, she promised to "blow her brains out". Go Paleo, please! Remove yourself from the gene pool.

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