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    Weirdest workout words.

    What are some of the most whimsical words used in the gym/fitness world? I hear some odd ones from time to time and quickly forget what they were. Remind me!


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    Not so sure whimsical, but I attend a lot of classes at the gym and instructors are always saying "burning calories now" or "we are toning." I tend to find those pretty funny.

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    'building lean muscle'

    'supine glute lift' vs 'bridge'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

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    lolz, keep 'em coming!


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    I will give my list of expressions:

    "Pick a spot on the wall!!!!!" said a lot when I used to workout for football. What does that mean, exactly? Stare at it?
    "Buttercup" = said a lot in my current gym, in reference to special snowflakes that think squats are just too hard.
    "EMOM, Rx, AMRAP" and all the Cfit inspired words that actually came from the military. "We are gonna EMOM on your mom", etc
    "Rip-snorting" = said by NZ lifting partner. "That's a rip-snorting snatcher there mate." It all sounds vaguely dirty.

    I got plenty more....
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    Oh yes "Suck it up, Buttercup" is a popular one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacy15 View Post
    Oh yes "Suck it up, Buttercup" is a popular one.
    I've always heard it as, "Cowboy up, cupcake".
    Last edited by OneDeltaTenTango; 10-23-2013 at 12:17 PM.

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    "butt wink"

    "Dude, I just got wheysted!"

    "I can't squat because my glutes aren't firing."
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    This ones a good laugh. Guys on the swiss balls "we earned it" line is classic!

    Last edited by Stacy15; 10-23-2013 at 10:36 AM.

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    I've been pondering on the word 'swole'

    There is a guy I see every week who clearly has been doing a very 'successful' hypertrophy program but his upper body literally looks swollen beyond any utilitarion value. I don't know if that can be totally a program thing or if you have to juice to look like that.

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