Me in every diet discussion: "I have read in this source and that to do this, based on these studies, blah blah blah."
Other person: "Ok, but what do YOU do?"
Me: "oh, I don't do any of that shit. I think that rabbit liver stew is my favorite meal and I randomly will decide to not eat for a few days....then I eat 4 pounds of blueberries in one sitting and take a nap."
Other person: " WTF!? Then why did you just say that other stuff?"
Me: "Well, you wouldnt listen to me if I told you to go eat rabbit organs, so I improvised."
"They now look to a single and splendid government of an aristocracy, founded on banking institutions, and moneyed incorporations under the guise and cloak of their favored branches of manufactures, commerce and navigation, riding and ruling over the plundered ploughman and beggared yeomanry." - Thomas Jefferson, 1826