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    This is how you keep people from using adjacent urinals while you are going.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kegas76 View Post
    This is how you keep people from using adjacent urinals while you are going.

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    I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that some people literally can't piss in public. A stall isn't entirely private, but it's private enough that I can actually go. And it's fairly common, in my experience - being in stalls and hearing nothing but the awkward silence of the next guy standing at the urinal beside me for twenty or so seconds and then flushing to give the illusion that he actually took a piss.

    No one here has trouble going in public?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Will View Post
    drinking for the past 3 hours nothing spells relief like squatting on a urinal.
    I can pee standing up, with remarkable accuracy. Women should practice this so they don't have to SQUAT IN A URINAL EVER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timthetaco View Post
    - being in stalls and hearing nothing but the awkward silence of the next guy standing at the urinal beside me for twenty or so seconds and then flushing to give the illusion that he actually took a piss
    Or even more hilarious/awkward is the resonant fart that escapes into the otherwise almost silent reverberating room...

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    Quote Originally Posted by moluv View Post
    I can pee standing up, with remarkable accuracy. Women should practice this so they don't have to SQUAT IN A URINAL EVER.
    Got a great family laugh when my son and I were peeing in the woods and my daughter joined, standing, proving its not just for the males.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timthetaco View Post
    I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that some people literally can't piss in public. A stall isn't entirely private, but it's private enough that I can actually go. And it's fairly common, in my experience - being in stalls and hearing nothing but the awkward silence of the next guy standing at the urinal beside me for twenty or so seconds and then flushing to give the illusion that he actually took a piss.

    No one here has trouble going in public?
    aaaahhh...stagefright. definitely not an uncommon experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moluv View Post
    I can pee standing up, with remarkable accuracy. Women should practice this so they don't have to SQUAT IN A URINAL EVER.
    Could you please share the technique? Being a geoscientist, there are plenty of times that I find myself in some outdoor place where standing would be preferable to squatting (e.g. very cold, lots of thorns, very little cover). I have even thought about buying a SheWee for boat-oriented field work, but figured it would spook my male colleagues too much.

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    ^It really depends on your anatomy. Sometimes a bit of physical manipulation is required. I practiced in the shower for a while, using the drain as a target, but I think I'd need a SheWee to really do it mess free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MudLily View Post
    Could you please share the technique? Being a geoscientist, there are plenty of times that I find myself in some outdoor place where standing would be preferable to squatting (e.g. very cold, lots of thorns, very little cover). I have even thought about buying a SheWee for boat-oriented field work, but figured it would spook my male colleagues too much.
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    ^It really depends on your anatomy. Sometimes a bit of physical manipulation is required. I practiced in the shower for a while, using the drain as a target, but I think I'd need a SheWee to really do it mess free.
    Practicing in the shower is a great idea. Everyone is different but I think the basics involve moving the labia (like with peace fingers) and tilting the hips down and forward so you're aimed more forward than down. Then you employ all those kegels you've been doing your whole life and forcibly pee as far away from your shoes and clothes as possible. Towards the end you could start dribbling though so be prepared for that. I can't even believe I'm about to type this but to see a demo you could check out some golden showers pr0n.

    I will admit that I've never peed standing up fully clothed that I didn't get at least a few drops on my clothes, but usually I'm in the woods and am filthy anyways.

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