Surely you were alive before the Internet, right? Oh wow, I guess some people might not have been. That actually shocks me. I remember dial telephones attached to the wall with a cord and getting only 3 channels on the black and white TV and still think that's normal.
What I would like is to rid my home of TV and just have high-speed Internet, but alas corporate monopoly in my area makes that impossible.
Female, 5'3", 49, Starting weight: 163lbs. Current weight: 135 (more or less).
Starting squat: 45lbs. Current squat: 170 x 3. Current Deadlift: 220 x 3