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    Reasons why YOU will die early

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    List those things that have happened to you that may have weakened or damaged you. Things that, even though you are aiming for optimal health now, have probably shortened your life regardless.

    Exposure to UV-cured lacquer, direct skin contact daily for over a year. Supposedly guaranteed to cause cancer.

    Extreme malnutrition/near-starvation, ritalin overdoses, and emotional stress in my early teenage years, animal studies show severe stress at this stage of development shortens lifespans even if the creature lives a calm and nourished life later on.

    Regularly reaching into buckets of butyl-acetate to retrieve tools, I mean 3x a day for four years. Plus often inhaling clouds of solvent fumes and lacquer spray, stirring 55gal barrels of lacquer, etc.

    Just being an intense person, the higher blood pressure and increased heart rate. I do make it a point to relax when I remember, but my baseline is clenched teeth and balls to the wall attack mode, whether happy or moody, I feel strong, like huge powerful waves of awesomeness coursing through me all the time. I have seen that relaxed, lazy, passive useless people tend to live longer. But fusk those lazy assholes. I'd rather die awesome.

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    [edit]I was not breast fed and was almost starved to death on bad formula... I just kept throwing it up. My parents fed me tons of honey, though...
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    What a fucking downer. Look forward, dude.
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    This is a fun topic! Death is to be celebrated. Are you afraid to look death in the eye? Laugh at the reaper, he is only the end of your story, nothing more.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifegill View Post
    This is a fun topic! Death is to be celebrated. Are you afraid to look death in the eye? Laugh at the reaper, he is only the end of your story, nothing more.
    I mean your focus on the past, not on death. Death is in your future; how can you face death in the eye if you're looking behind you?
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    You have a distorted view of time, my friend. You were born today and you will die today.


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    Well, I just spent 2 weeks backpacking in grizzly bear country. Someone was on the can in my camp when a grizzly cub ran by. Good place to be if you're going to get the shit scared outta you. I never saw it. Anyway, why might I die early? Usually I forget to properly store something when I'm in bear country.

    I'm blond haired, blue eyed and I don't use sunscreen very much.

    Long time ago I had a job testing building sample for asbestos. We'd sometimes blow asbestos fibers at each other when we were bored.

    I ride a motorcycle. Regularly people pull right out in front of me. Yesterday some lady started to turn left right in front of me. If she hadn't changed her mind I would have been toast. There was no escape.
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    Let me see... too much sex with woman less than half my age, too much diet coke, too much exercise, too much booze and beer, too much sleep... The list goes on forever, so I'll probably die tomorrow or maybe even today...
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    Jealous boyfriends with sniper training might be a factor in my untimely demise.

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    I'm enjoying this thread a lot more now that it's turned into a pissing contest. You guys are great. I really mean that.

    Oh and Knife, time is an illusion. If I am born and die today, then you are currently slathering yourself with UV lacquer paint
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    I believe the strong vision of myself receiving national media attention on the occasion of my 120th birthday (I'll be surrounded by flowers, can't you just picture it) is far stronger than any fuzzy memories of my biological mother copping to huffing paint and smoking during pregnancy.

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