i live in mobile, al nowhere near ya'll i'm sure, but i have the same trouble with fage. i can find the total at one of our stores called fresh market. but, due to convenience i never shop there. one of our chain grocery stores winn dixie carries cabot yogurt. they make a whole greek yogurt and it is available every time i grocery shop. so i've switched to that one. it's cheaper than fage and comes in a larger container. eventhough it's not as creamy as fage total it's more readily available. you may look for that brand. i've tried the greek god yogurt and there's another brand that i can't think of right now, but they mostly have the flavored types.
i will maintain the truth
i knew naturally as a child
i won't forfeit my creativity
to a world that's all laid out for me
i'll look at everything around me
and i will vow to bear in mind
that all of this was just someone's idea
it could just as well be mine - ani difranco