I am becoming a local "restaurant celebrity" by following the PB. Sometimes for lunch I eat at 5 Guys Burgers and order a burger (no bun) with SIX total patties! Every time I do this, the workers and customers eyes bug out in disbelief...

This only costs me about $10 and is maybe about .75lbs of ground beef!

Anyone else want to share mildly amusing stories about ordering food in restaurants?