First, let's do the numbers:
Current Fitness Level: -13,354,156
Goal Fitness Level: 20 regular pushups, 3 pull-ups
Handicaps: SBUX addiction, sedentary job, grad school, sweet tooth
Realization: Aw, firetruck, I'm screwed.
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