First, let's do the numbers:
Current Fitness Level: -13,354,156
Goal Fitness Level: 20 regular pushups, 3 pull-ups
Handicaps: SBUX addiction, sedentary job, grad school, sweet tooth
Realization: Aw, firetruck, I'm screwed.
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."-Winston Churchill
"Keep Calm and Carry On"-British Wartime Poster