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    S*#! Primal Kids Say

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    Its dinnertime:

    Daddy I ate all my bacon, can I have my chocolate now?

    Sure buddy. Want anything else?

    No, that was really good!

    Alrighty.

    The end.

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    Funny!

    My kids aren't primal, but they usually think they can
    "buy" a truckload of candy with consuming a banana as the
    currency.

    Sorry boys, fail.

    Just cuz that candy is going to rub up against a couple of vitamins
    from that banana doesn't make the shit in the candy just "go away".

    Snarf.

    Julia

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    Yeah, I wish I had my boy with me to negotiate the price on our house 6 years ago. Master negotiators these little ones are.

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    Pre primal my 2 yr old son said he liked mama's milk better than chocolate. This anecdote must remain anonymous as my son is a now a strapping lad of 15!
    Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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    This was mine, yesterday:

    DH: Guess what, DS?! Today we're going to have your favorite veg for dinner: broccoli and cauliflower! (which DS says are his favorite veg).

    DS: Awww! But I wanted brussels sprouts!

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    So we had brussels sprouts, and then he had broccoli/cauliflower with his breakfast and lunch the next day.

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    "Mama, you only made eggs for breakfast. How am I supposed to get big and strong without bacon?"


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    My 10 yo daughter two weeks ago -

    "Mom, can we finally get something decent to eat in the fridge, like grass-fed steak?!"

    The little stinker was actually hunger-striking for one!
    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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    "This kiddie chocolate is the best, it's only 50% cocoa"

    (mummy bear choc is 70% and daddy bear choc is 85%)
    Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

    Griff's cholesterol primer
    5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
    Winterbike: What I eat every day is what other people eat to treat themselves.
    TQP: I find for me that nutrition is much more important than what I do in the gym.
    bloodorchid is always right

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    "mmmmmm....bacon is like meat candy" - four year old.

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    I don't have kids, but yours are all cracking me up.
    Breathe. Move forward.

    I just eat what I want...

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