I wish I could remember who posted it here. But there was a post, I think when I first found the forums, about someone who, when asked by the waitress what kind of bread s/he wanted with his eggs, said, "none, thank you, I don't eat wheat." To which she replied, "But we have white bread."
Originally Posted by picklepete
Because apparently white bread is a magical bread shot out of unicorn asses.
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine