You might be primal if "natural" ice cream is wayyyyy too sweet.
....if your neighbors don't even give you odd looks over climbing trees and sprinting down the sidewalk.
...Your definition of food can include redneck fast food: hitting an animal at 60 and taking it home for dinner.
...the neighborhood kids always want YOU to take them to the park because you play on the equipment with them.
...3 dozen eggs a week is a small week, you must've been sick.
...your BAS contains at 400 cal, probably closer to 600- 1000.
...Your favorite dessert has no added sugar and is still almost too sweet.
... Your cast iron just sits on the stovetop because there's no point in putting it away between meals.