"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine
We're men, Gus; the world is our toilet.
ROFLMAO, may I share these too, please my favorite is number 5
And I have few more to add:
9. You get annoyed by people criticizing the amount of butter you eat.
10. You lie to others about the amount of butter you eat.
11. You're spending at least 175% more on butter than you used to two years ago.
12. You regularly eat more butter than you intended to and/or you're unable to limit the amount butter you eat
on the serious side, I eat about a pound a week, which is nothing comparing to op