"Now I'm just another anonymous shut-in with an online shopping addiction." - Georgina Sparks.
"I puked like a hero for the rest of the night." - Anthony Bourdain, 2002.
"Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think." - Ambrose Bierce
ROFLMAO, may I share these too, please my favorite is number 5
And I have few more to add:
9. You get annoyed by people criticizing the amount of butter you eat.
10. You lie to others about the amount of butter you eat.
11. You're spending at least 175% more on butter than you used to two years ago.
12. You regularly eat more butter than you intended to and/or you're unable to limit the amount butter you eat
on the serious side, I eat about a pound a week, which is nothing comparing to op