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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    I'm sorry, I don't have time to read this now. I have to go put on my polka dot dress and get dinner ready for my big hunky caveman.

    Maybe he can read the article to me since I obviously can't understand such complex stuff.

    Toodles!!!
    Way to go!! We Lady Paleos know that hyper-masculine manly men with all their testosterone need to gnaw on turkey drumsticks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cathartes View Post
    Way to go!! We Lady Paleos know that hyper-masculine manly men with all their testosterone need to gnaw on turkey drumsticks!
    I was thinking I'd make him a whole goat leg.

    I'll just have a salad with a little avocado and salmon. That's like Dr. Oz said to do paleo and he is right about everything.

    And doesn't Robb Wolfe just have the dreamy-est muscles? My panties get all damp just thinking about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    I was thinking I'd make him a whole goat leg.

    I'll just have a salad with a little avocado and salmon. That's like Dr. Oz said to do paleo and he is right about everything.

    And doesn't Robb Wolfe just have the dreamy-est muscles? My panties get all damp just thinking about him.
    Sounds like you ladies are suffering from hysteria. You know how that's treated, right?

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    There is a new movement of 'Lady Journos' apparently, they put together some drivel about any old subject they've researched for five minutes on google, then flutter their eyes at the editor, get it printed in a flash, and then toddle off to starbucks to talk with their friends about various subjects in a similar woefully innacurate manner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Sounds like you ladies are suffering from hysteria. You know how that's treated, right?
    You try that stuff with me, I'll beat you up with the goat leg bone.

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    Mmmm, whole goat leg... wait, I'm a woman. Should I be eating that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildrose View Post
    Mmmm, whole goat leg... wait, I'm a woman. Should I be eating that?
    I call what Dr. Oz had on his show "Paleo Lite". It was basically a huge plate of salad with two slices of avocado on the side and about 3 oz of salmon.

    Kind of like Weight Watchers bred with paleo. Next we are going to have Paleo Points. Ahhhhhhhgggghhhhh!

    Pass the damn goat leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildrose View Post
    Mmmm, whole goat leg... wait, I'm a woman. Should I be eating that?
    You can eat goat leg, as long as one of the menfolk tears you off a piece and hands it to you. But only the menfolk get to eat the goat testicles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Sounds like you ladies are suffering from hysteria. You know how that's treated, right?
    Mine plugs into the wall all old-fashioned like... because I'm super hysterical.

    Which is why if she can find a single solitary polka-dotted item in my closet, or hers, I'll shove it down her throat and choke her to death with it.

    Oh, sorry... time for one of my "therapy" sessions.



    This is a really cute movie BTW.
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    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    That's adorable.
    That's what I strive for in all things....adorableness. Thank you, kind sir; you have made my day. Nay, my week. Perhaps even my life!

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