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    Hilarious Blog Post - "Tragedy of the Healthy Eater"

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    The Terrible Tragedy of the Healthy Eater

    Ahahahaha! It contains lots of humor and a little truth about our quest to be healthy, definitely worth a read

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    Heh.
    The above should be viewed as complete and utter nonsense.

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    That reminds me of this MDA post called "In Fear of Food". A classic.

    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread24576.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pax View Post
    The Terrible Tragedy of the Healthy Eater

    Ahahahaha! It contains lots of humor and a little truth about our quest to be healthy, definitely worth a read
    Excerpt:
    "Those crackers – gluten, baby. Gluten is toxic to your intestinal health, I read it on a forum. They should call those crackers Leaky Gut Crisps, that would be more accurate. That veggie burger in the freezer? GMO soy. Basically that’s a Monsanto patty. Did you know soybean oil is an insecticide? And those prawns are fish farmed in Vietnamese sewage pools. I didn’t know about the sewage fish farming when I bought them, though, really I didn’t!"

    This sounds like me on one of my rants. haha

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    very funny had to share that one

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    She neglected to mention that kale is GOITROGENIC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Forager View Post
    She neglected to mention that kale is GOITROGENIC!
    I kept thinking that the writer was building up to that!

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    I'm tempted to fast and subsist on human fat tissue, but Satan knows how many toxins are stored in that
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    Quote Originally Posted by picklepete View Post
    I'm tempted to fast and subsist on human fat tissue, but Satan knows how many toxins are stored in that
    I think I want a tattoo of satan on my ass now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbhikes View Post
    I think I want a tattoo of satan on my ass now.
    Do it! It will keep the cannibals (aka healthy eaters) at bay.

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