I think you all win, for different reasons.
Not On The Rug, you are "all around".
Rich Mahogany, you were secure enough in your manliness to fight other men in a cage.
Mr Anthony..... You unabashedly love to delight the ladies, so I can forgive the straw hat. Plus you definitely think and look like a very straight man as has been proven multiple times.
So, bottom line, if I were to say, run into you out in the wilderness or have one of you help me change my oil, or see you hanging out on the beach, my thoughts would clearly be, "now there, indeed, is a manly man. why it would be fun to be carried back to his cave"
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