You must be able to operate a grill and successfully grill a manly portion of meat, IE something like a roast or a pork butt.
You need to know how to change my oil. And successfully execute that.
You need to be able to successfully lift your lady friend and carry her to the bedroom to make sweet love to her. Bonus if you get that she doesn't really like sweet loving. Extra bonus of your lady friend works out and is surprisingly heavy.
The talent portion should be executed in your most manly outfit. Wifebeaters with oil stains get bonus points.
If you wear a speedo and I'm all... dude, really, gross. You are straight and likely European. If you wear a speedo and I'm all "dayum" you are not straight. But I wish you were. If you wear something that hides your nice ass and quads and a &%I&^% rash guard, you are full on straight. If you ditch the rashguard and have a Farmer's Tan and I'm bummed that I can't see your ass, you are straight.
If you get excited about evening wear and look good in it, negative straight points. If you look amazeballs in a tux and bitch about being tight around your neck, positive straight points. If in an attempt to not have to wear the evening wear you wander in, pick me up, throw me on the bed and have your way with me, full on straight.
1. Do you like Rush?
2. I would/would not drive a mini cooper, new VW bug, Monte Carlo