"Methinks the lads doth protest too much".
(apologies to Shakespeare)
I'm happy to judge that contest.
As much as I'd like to just ask y'all to throw up photos of you shirtless, that isn't accurate in assessing your level of straight. Hmm... my process would probably get me in trouble with my husband and your wives.
But if you have Zubaz and wear then unironically, you are straight.
If there is a photo of you with a gun and a cigar, flexing, floating around the internet, and you did that unironically and think it makes you look sexy, you would be right, and very straight.
If you see a woman squatting and think....mmmm that ass.... you are straight.
If you see a woman bent over deadlifting and think.....mmmm.... that ass... you are straight.
If you see a woman squatting and deadlifting and think.... she is gonna regret that when skinny jeans are in style, you are gay.
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