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    That sounds like fun, can one of their tests be how they clean a bathroom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    That's it; I have HAD it with your insubordination. This calls for a Straightest Guy on Earth contest. I nominate Magnolia as head judge, and she can select a harem...er...panel...of assistant judges of her choosing.
    I'm in. Pretty sure I can beat you guys in the beard portion. What are you guys doing for talent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post

    Come now, don't be a pussy. Wait, are you a lady or a gay dude?
    Homophobic, muscle hating, talks like a dude 'lady'? Using the word lady is questionable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Forager View Post
    That sounds like fun, can one of their tests be how they clean a bathroom?
    I vote for no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacy15 View Post
    Homophobic, muscle hating, talks like a dude 'lady'? Using the word lady is questionable.
    If it's got lady parts (and they're original equipment), that's a lady in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    If it's got lady parts (and they're original equipment), that's a lady in my book.
    Spoken like a true man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacy15 View Post
    Spoken like a true man.
    Does that count towards my score in the contest?

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    "Methinks the lads doth protest too much".

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    I'm happy to judge that contest.
    As much as I'd like to just ask y'all to throw up photos of you shirtless, that isn't accurate in assessing your level of straight. Hmm... my process would probably get me in trouble with my husband and your wives.

    But if you have Zubaz and wear then unironically, you are straight.
    If there is a photo of you with a gun and a cigar, flexing, floating around the internet, and you did that unironically and think it makes you look sexy, you would be right, and very straight.
    If you see a woman squatting and think....mmmm that ass.... you are straight.
    If you see a woman bent over deadlifting and think.....mmmm.... that ass... you are straight.
    If you see a woman squatting and deadlifting and think.... she is gonna regret that when skinny jeans are in style, you are gay.

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    Does that count towards my score in the contest?
    How could it not? Manly points...

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