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    Quote Originally Posted by quikky View Post
    That's a bit of a contradiction. If you've been squatting some reasonable weight, "slim" and your legs don't mix.
    Fact: Men should strive to hulk their damn legs straight through any "slim fit" jeans. But wearing baggy jeans before you out-squat your slim cut jeans is no good either. Because baggy jeans look terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Fact: Men should strive to hulk their damn legs straight through any "slim fit" jeans. But wearing baggy jeans before you out-squat your slim cut jeans is no good either. Because baggy jeans look terrible.
    However, due to economic concerns, if one were to spend money on jeans while doing squats, baggier is always better. Baggier means you start with too much fluff, but will fill them out. Slimmer means you start with some tightness, and will need new jeans.

    Speaking of tightness, my adductors have become monstrous. Me at a clothing store:

    Clerk: "May I help you?"
    Me: "What jeans do you recommend with extra room in the inner thigh?"
    Clerk: "...Uhm" ::looks between my legs awkwardly::

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Fact: Men should strive to hulk their damn legs straight through any "slim fit" jeans. But wearing baggy jeans before you out-squat your slim cut jeans is no good either. Because baggy jeans look terrible.
    Additional fact: Saying the size of a t-shirt is "men's small" is an oxymoron

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    Quote Originally Posted by quikky View Post
    However, due to economic concerns, if one were to spend money on jeans while doing squats, baggier is always better. Baggier means you start with too much fluff, but will fill them out. Slimmer means you start with some tightness, and will need new jeans.
    Maybe he already had the slim fit jeans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    Maybe he already had the slim fit jeans.
    Then he is finally hitting puberty and can buy jeans from the men's section

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    Quote Originally Posted by quikky View Post
    Then he is finally hitting puberty and can buy jeans from the men's section
    And he should stop at the grocery store for several gallons of milk on his way home...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    And he should stop at the grocery store for several gallons of milk on his way home...
    You're a good man, Rich.

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    Wearing skin-tight "skinny jeans" to show off complete lack of muscle tone ====> man fail
    Wearing tightly fitting, normal-cut jeans (slim fit, et al.) to show off quads from squatting ===> acceptable
    Being unable to fit in slim fit jeans at all due to massive legs ===> commendable
    Rich, we could be the Primal "What Not to Wear".

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    Your quads are plenty big. Go do some bicep curls.

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    That's why they make SPANDEX fellas... it stretches!

    It comes in denim flavor too...
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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