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    Poop like a caveman! Toilets are killing us!

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    Okay, the title is dramatic, but maybe it'll get someone's attention. I just found this article, and I figured it was worth sharing...

    http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1Sp65S...253Fp%253D7530 (I couldn't get it to work without the stumble heading)

    which (after you get through the first paragraph about elvis) discusses how unnatural the current norm for defacating sitting down is, and some health risks associated with it -as compared to a more primal squatting position. I'm interested to find out if there is any other research out there that supports this. I'll see what I can dig up myself, but I think Mark and his team have access to more info than I do.

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    For the penised: Use your left hand to aim it away from your trousers and underpants. Point it backwards between your legs as if it were a rocket engine designed to propel. If you do not have a penis, use the left arm to balance yourself waving it around wildly rather than touching the snot covered stall wall or filthy support bars (if any).
    LOL - love the detailed advice at the end. Are you a penised or unpenised person?

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    LOL@jo.

    Mark did a post on this some months ago. Let me see if I can find it.

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    LOL@jo.

    Mark did a post on this a few months ago:

    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/squat-poop/

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    Quote Originally Posted by jo View Post
    LOL - love the detailed advice at the end. Are you a penised or unpenised person?
    OK, honestly... What guy HASN'T already pretended his penis is a rocket engine, or a firehose, or artillery piece. I think that part goes without saying
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agatsu View Post
    OK, honestly... What guy HASN'T already pretended his penis is a rocket engine, or a firehose, or artillery piece. I think that part goes without saying
    Men get to have all the fun. :P

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    I need to get me one of these: http://www.naturesplatform.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac View Post
    I need to get me one of these: http://www.naturesplatform.com/
    I need to work on my flexibility before I order one of these...*sigh*


    And I wonder if I could use it as a training tool to get my dogs to use the toilet...
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    OK, honestly... What guy HASN'T already pretended his penis is a rocket engine, or a firehose, or artillery piece. I think that part goes without saying
    You're forgetting the obvious .. swords... that's why I named mine Excalibur, because only I can wield it's mighty power

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    My dad was quite clever - when training us (I'm one of 3 boys) to pee standing up as wee tykes, he'd float a square of TP in the bowl and have us "sink the ship."

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