"Hey, I got some questions for ya. Are sweet potatoes paleo? What about coffee? What about grass-fed dairy? Is that paleo? Oh yeah, what about wild rice after a hard kettlebell workout? What about gluten-free soy sauce when the moon is waxing gibbous? Is that paleo? Hey, another question. Am I allowed to smoke stevia leaf? Is that paleo? Can I keep an iPhone 5 that I found in a coconut tree??"