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Thread: Sh*t Paleo People Say

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    Sh*t Paleo People Say

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    "Hey, I got some questions for ya. Are sweet potatoes paleo? What about coffee? What about grass-fed dairy? Is that paleo? Oh yeah, what about wild rice after a hard kettlebell workout? What about gluten-free soy sauce when the moon is waxing gibbous? Is that paleo? Hey, another question. Am I allowed to smoke stevia leaf? Is that paleo? Can I keep an iPhone 5 that I found in a coconut tree??"



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    Too funny lol
    *Sara*

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    Hilarious....and so true. my wife said my two friends and I sound like we are speaking a foreign language

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    Well, coconut is pretty much perfect...
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    yah we're a twisted bunch but that was funny!

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    bwahahahaha... a touch corny but hilarious.
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."-Winston Churchill

    "Keep Calm and Carry On"-British Wartime Poster

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    'Inflammation!'

    Super corny, but a little too close to the bone. Some times I totally sound like I've drunk the Kool Aid...

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    I love the n=1 part. "now that the 80/20 rule is more like 100/0 right now" hahahaha

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    The inflammation comment is all the more hilarious because she's reading The Trial. LOL
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    Now that is FUNNY!! I thought about re-posting it to my facebook page but then I realized most of my friends wouldn't understand it!

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