And of course, Cori's popping in to distract me from the issue at hand and otherwise mess up my entire mojo, which is one of her favorite hobbies.
to quote mike Tyson "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." the second you get your nose broken and your eyes tear up so bad you can't see anything, and the blood is running down your face, your bullshit throat taps and soaring eagle techniques go out the window. then its put up or shut up, and unless you've done some serious full-contact sparring, you are shit out of luck.
I have a lot of hard miles on my body from before I realized I'm not 100% invulnerable. Now I just think I'm 75% invulnerable. -Mr. Anthony
Give me a spouse/life-partner who I don't want to punch in the throat when she talks. -Canio6
I get that it makes you feel important to walk around thinking you know some secret pressure point combination that makes peoples' organs disintegrate. Problem is that people don't walk around with their chin up, legs wide, and hands at their side. So like I said, your combination dick chop/throat kick/back-elbow-to-the-pressure-point-behind-the-earlobe is unlikely to ever be useful, no matter how many times you practice the kata.
LARPers like you tend to understand this very quickly after a couple of judo or jiu jitsu classes. Maybe you should see if there's a local school you can visit where they can point out how utterly silly you look with your kung fu dance moves. Just a suggestion.