Naiadknight's chronicles page 593

[Twibble]

I'm using Earthpaste right now. It has salt in it, but doesn't taste salty. It also has bentonite clay and a few other things.

[naiadknight]

Yeah, they didn't have that at my hippie store. All they had without glycerin or silica was that tooth powder, and I'm not too keen on that stuff anymore. I made my own, using this recipe (sans DE and essential oils, plus xylitol) with calcium powder I bought at the hippie store. If you make it, she's not kidding about one part at a time with CO. Hers took 3, mine took 2.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I hope you make the interviewer piss himself with giddy anticipation that you can start this job next Monday.

[naiadknight]

I hope you make the interviewer piss himself with giddy anticipation that you can start this job next Monday.

Danke! I'm gunning for that, too.
Now I'm just trying to figure out the lunch interview idea again. I hope it's not catered sammiches. If they take me somewhere, I can choose the most primal food on the menu and ignore the bread with a bit more class. Will I eat bread to get this job? Fuck yes, if that's what it takes to stay professional enough to get it. One lunch of eating in a lifetime is NOT worth missing out on a job. (THen again, Aleve and muscle relaxers will be my friend as soon as I get home if I do partake, so I'll avoid it if possible.)

[jenn26point2]

NK, that spambot said the exact same thing on another thread... odd.

[namelesswonder]

There's always crappy salads, yes? I mean, not very nourishing, but at least you can eat something to keep up appearances. And a huge breakfast beforehand! Good luck on your thing today (you have a thing today, right?)!

[jenn26point2]

Good luck at the interview today! Knock 'em dead!

[naiadknight]

Yes, I have an interview today. It's the lunch interview for the company I really, REALLY want to work. I'm intending to get a salad, wherever we go. It'll probably be somewhere I'm too poor to eat at very often (I can dream for the swanky restaurant in the nearby office complex, can't I? Actually, that's where a LOT of business deals go down (aside from the golf course), so it's quite possible. And that place has a KILLER salad bar.) I rarely eat lunch nowadays, so no breakfast is probably a better bet.
I have to leave house at 1045, so I have 30 min to get there and 15 min of Murphy time. It's 930 and I'm already showered. Can you tell I'm excited?

[naiadknight]

*Blinkblink* *pokes scale and reweighs* *blinkblink*
I am apparently 120.6 lb today. I was 124 and change a few days ago. Either the scale's a lying sonuvabitch for one of those, or broccoli is my new best friend (well, I've always loved it, but YKWIM.) I'm leaning towards lying sonuvabitch, myself, but I'll run with it.
FUCK! suit pants are looser than ever. Now where'd I put that good belt?

[Finnegans Wake]

Good luck on the interview, and nice work on the broccoli diet!