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[naiadknight]

Smashed taters are mashed potatoes with skins left in and still chunky and "Thermonuclear Garlicked," extra bonus is cheese is melted over the top. I called my father's mashed potatoes that as a kid to differentiate between his and the whipped, skinless crap the school served and it's stuck.
ETA: As to the whole spammer thing, I figure if they're going to litter my journal with crap, the least I could do is make it comedic.

[canio6]

Smashed taters are mashed potatoes with skins left in and still chunky and "Thermonuclear Garlicked," extra bonus is cheese is melted over the top. I called my father's mashed potatoes that as a kid to differentiate between his and the whipped, skinless crap the school served and it's stuck.

Oh, I know, though the thermonuclear garlicked part is awesomely unexpected (though shouldn't be from you). Gollum just doesn't know.

question...garlic in smashed potatoes...do you cook yours? I don't as I like the bite raw garlic gives. Chef and I had a difference of opinion on it so figured I would get your opinion on such.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Your responses to spammers are hilarious.

and it is wrong I can't read the word 'taters' without hearing it in gollum's voice?

"Taters? What is smashed taters? Precious?"

Wow, how else do you say it?? We eat okrey around here, is that funny, too??

[canio6]

Wow, how else do you say it?? We eat okrey around here, is that funny, too??

high-larious. Hee-haw funny in fact.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

high-larious. Hee-haw funny in fact.

I say it and even I think it's funny. I can remember the first time I ordered a coke and someone asked what kind? I said coke lady, that's basically any dark colored sodie pop to you, just bring me something.

[canio6]

I say it and even I think it's funny. I can remember the first time I ordered a coke and someone asked what kind? I said coke lady, that's basically any dark colored sodie pop to you, just bring me something.

oh hells no. If I order a coke, I want a freaking coke. Do not bring me something that is dark and fizzy and not a coke made by Coca-Cola. "Is Pepsi okay?" Did I order Pepsi? Then obviously it is not okay.

this is why I order coffee. Of course then you get "Decaf?" Dafuq?!

[naiadknight]

Oh, I know, though the thermonuclear garlicked part is awesomely unexpected (though shouldn't be from you). Gollum just doesn't know.

question...garlic in smashed potatoes...do you cook yours? I don't as I like the bite raw garlic gives. Chef and I had a difference of opinion on it so figured I would get your opinion on such.

We actually do both. Half cooked in with the butter before adding it and half added in raw, with a head of garlic for every pound of taters.

Wow, how else do you say it?? We eat okrey around here, is that funny, too??

We don't touch okrey, but we do eat rot poast, roast beast, padded thai, ic'ed keem, chix tit, chix thai, and a whole host of other butcheries of the English language.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

oh hells no. If I order a coke, I want a freaking coke. Do not bring me something that is dark and fizzy and not a coke made by Coca-Cola. "Is Pepsi okay?" Did I order Pepsi? Then obviously it is not okay.

this is why I order coffee. Of course then you get "Decaf?" Dafuq?!

chuckle. I order sweet tea at restaurants, I ordered at a chain rest. around here and they said they didn't have sweet tea, just unsweet, "but we've got these splenda packs you can put in it".

[naiadknight]

oh hells no. If I order a coke, I want a freaking coke. Do not bring me something that is dark and fizzy and not a coke made by Coca-Cola. "Is Pepsi okay?" Did I order Pepsi? Then obviously it is not okay.

this is why I order coffee. Of course then you get "Decaf?" Dafuq?!

Yeah, I'm a freak of the South too. If I order a Coke, slap me because I've gone mad and didn't order DP or unsweet tea. I was raised that you get what you ask for, and asking for a Coke when you want something else is just insulting to the waitstaff.
Does anyone else know what I mean when something tastes blue or green? (Not synaesthesia.)

[naiadknight]

First load of laundry in the washer. Now to get cleaned up and go attack the car. maybe I'll even clean my windshield.
Such is the interesting life I lead.