In this corner, we haveNaiadknight, 5'2" and 125 lb, defending champion of the Lawn Cup! In the other corner, we have the Dastardly Duo, Yellow Nutsedge and Dandelions! Naiad has brought the deadly duo of a hand spade and a trashbag, but WAIT, no, the Dastardly Duo calls on the power of the sun and burns the defending champ! Naiad retaliates by removing the pile of dead saplings that the Deadly Duo was using as shelter hauling it to the dumpster, where none of the Duo may get to it. She attacks with the spade, aiming for the roots! Again! Again! Again! The Dastardly Duo is falling before her gloves, but wait, what's this? The plants call upon the sun! The burn is too much! Naiad is DOWN!
"Next time, weeds, NEXT TIME!"