I awoke to a loud rumbling engine blocks away in my apartment complex, and an indistinct announcement being broadcast from a bullhorn.

Naturally I imagined there was some kind of calamity, a gas-leak maybe, or a SWAT deployment, and I went around the corner to hear the message.

Fire truck slow-rolling, saying, "Hoagie sale. $5. Come on out to the corner of blah blah blah."

fuckin fascist jerkoff playtime motherfuckers. I shouted BOOOOO as they finally passed with great enthusiasm, and allegations of insensitivity and rudeness (it was also kinda early on a saturday).