Yesterday in the 4th Reich
I awoke to a loud rumbling engine blocks away in my apartment complex, and an indistinct announcement being broadcast from a bullhorn.
Naturally I imagined there was some kind of calamity, a gas-leak maybe, or a SWAT deployment, and I went around the corner to hear the message.
Fire truck slow-rolling, saying, "Hoagie sale. $5. Come on out to the corner of blah blah blah."
fuckin fascist jerkoff playtime motherfuckers. I shouted BOOOOO as they finally passed with great enthusiasm, and allegations of insensitivity and rudeness (it was also kinda early on a saturday).
"Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."
Jack london, "Before Adam"