48oz dates = 3769 calories
3 pints Three Twins Vanillia = 2160
16oz of milk = 205
2 oz honey = 172
6 packets of knox = 141
8 oz of gouda to finish it off = 807
bringing me to a total of... 7254 calories
I ended up with a lot of protein too, actually. It was mostly the dates though, really easy to eat.