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    Dude I beat you with the 3lbs of dates and giant ice cream, gelatin and milk shake alone. Shouldn't have had so much protein!
    Wheres the list???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zach View Post
    Wheres the list???
    Still can't see how to plug this in to your website, but:

    48oz dates = 3769 calories
    3 pints Three Twins Vanillia = 2160
    16oz of milk = 205
    2 oz honey = 172
    6 packets of knox = 141
    8 oz of gouda to finish it off = 807

    bringing me to a total of... 7254 calories

    I ended up with a lot of protein too, actually. It was mostly the dates though, really easy to eat.
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    Did you eat the dates or blend all that together?

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    I just ate them, would have been a mess to blend all that and probably impossible. Topped the dates with some honey. I didn't smoke all day btw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpamix View Post
    Still can't see how to plug this in to your website, but:

    48oz dates = 3769 calories
    3 pints Three Twins Vanillia = 2160
    16oz of milk = 205
    2 oz honey = 172
    6 packets of knox = 141
    8 oz of gouda to finish it off = 807

    bringing me to a total of... 7254 calories

    I ended up with a lot of protein too, actually. It was mostly the dates though, really easy to eat.
    Wow! How long did it take you to eat that?

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    Not long at all, less than 30 mins. The shake went down really easy because it melted pretty fast(really hot)

    The cheese at the end took the longest to eat.
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    The dates would be impossible for me, the rest no prob. Dates get sickening after 10 or so, most fruit does for me except cherries and grapes.

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    I'm a date fiend, this was the weapon up my sleeve because they're amazingly calorie dense
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zach View Post
    Fuuck no.
    Pussy.

    Wow, I feel like I'm looking at Derp for the the very first time. Have those 5k cals of sugar got your heart thumping as fast as mine is right now? <3 swoon <3
    Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CiKi90 View Post
    Wow, I'm amazed at both of y'all. Did anyone else enter the competition, other than you two? Derp, where are the pictures?!!??11!1!
    No one else knows how to eat aparently!

    Derp, would you care to indulge me in a all day calorie contest sometime? Think you could hit 30k?

    I actually feel just fine right now. That type of food just digests on impact for me.

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