I said my planet, not everybody's
yeah you are
if you think about it, any box could have vibrators in it
I find it hard to consider mixing up a few ingredients in a bowl, adding chicken, and refrigerating "a lot of work."
However, in my veg/vegan days I did have the skills to make tofu and seitan quite edible. So...maybe I could do wonders with shoe leather and feed it to you!