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    Ha, oh Derp. Yes, exactly. Nothing is dirty but everything is out. We would make fine housemates if you ever moved the fuck out of California

    But then you might have to move too far away from your mommy

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    Sharing a literal room, or just an apartment? Would I have to be a part of the arranged sex with that dude? I don't like signing wavers.

    C-can't do it. My mom called me the other night from the hospital, cause she hit her head in the shower, and said she just wanted to hear "my angel's voice" ;_;... Which is kinda weird, since I'm a grown ass man now. But, was sweet anyway.

    I never even had a good relationship with her either, I guess she's making up for lost time.
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    I don't share my room. MY room. We can snuggle in there sometimes if you like, but don't overstay your welcome. Well I thought he was gay for a while there in high school, so who knows? Might get your turn with him every so often.

    I think she's just starting to face her own mortality... because of a bathroom appliance.

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    I'm a life changing snuggle experience, could you handle that?

    I want to be on top for next gay experience though, let him know.
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    I'm a world class snuggler. I once snuggled with a guy (the guy we're talking about, actually) through Lincoln, in it's entirety, without a single twitch. You wanna throw down? Let's make it Django Unchained.

    I will relay the memo.

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    I can't make it through any Quentin Tarantino movies though... Let's make it Inland Empire instead
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    Deal. But be prepared, Jeremy Iron's voice is the only thing that has ever made me weep.

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    Damage (1992 film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - hottest, most tragic Jeremy Irons film ever. Juliette Binoche is stellar also.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Damage (1992 film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - hottest, most tragic Jeremy Irons film ever. Juliette Binoche is stellar also.
    My heart is already racing. I'll let you know how I like it

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    Friday, July 27

    Sleep/Energy:
    - 11-7 woke up congested with a headache
    - crashed hard after lunch, short nap in aftterward, energy fine after that.

    Food/Digestion:
    - 3 eggs (coconut oil) + cholula (nothing else in house)
    - handful carrots
    - smoked salmon, gold potatoes, syrup + cocoa powder
    - cantaloupe, spoonful of strawberry jam (sugar and pectin only)
    - turkey feta roll-ups, potato
    - 1.5 shots of gin in carrot juice. This is gross. Don't do.
    - chocolate chipsÖ lots of chocolate chips T_T

    -Can't tell if I was really hungry today or if I just felt hungry because I started off with small meals. I almost feel like it's easier on me to skip breakfast than eat a small one.
    -Cravings: alcohol. or soda. I just wanted a Jack and cokeÖ All day. Called a bunch of people but everyone was either out of town or busy so I drank alone

    -BMs: ok, not great
    - Bloat: not great

    Supps:
    The usual + oscillococcinum (last day)

    Skin:
    Fungal skin thing on my neck is GONE O_O Like. Wut? I put coconut oil on it a few times which might be the reason. That plus I have gotten a lot of sun recently.


    Mental State:
    Moody :/

    Lady Stuff / OBGYN visit:
    I loved her. I kind of want to be her friend. Anyway, we talked about the copper IUD and I think I'm going to give it a try, but I'm kind of nervous / the insertion is very involved. They give you medication to dilate your cervix beforehand, tell you to take a bunch of ibuprofen (I will take a shot of whiskey), and they only like to do it while you are currently menstruating. She warned that my periods might be heavier and last longer, but I read that that only lasts for the first few. She also told me that there are some hormonal rings that are low dose progesterone instead of estrogen, but I don't think I want any hormones at all.

    P.S. Answering the nurse's questions was awkward as fuck.
    Nurse: Are you currently sexually active?
    Me: Yes
    Nurse: So just one partner?
    Me: Ö.

    And it's so hot here my coconut oil melted.



    EDIT: My pulse is 105 bpm at the moment... Is that okay? Must be from thinking about Zach's abs (and Derp's thighs)

    Screw it. Friend just called, I'm going out for (another) drink.

    Edit again: temp says 98.9.... Still going.
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    Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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