I was thinking I would give a 531 schedule a try. I've plugged in my numbers into a 531 calculator (picked the twice a week option as I have an olympic lifting class one day). This seems kind of ridiculous. Can you tell me what value is there for a 3x70 in each of the deadlift and the squat when all other sets are 5? Can you tell me what you would do differently for the upper body stuff? The military press schedule is especially nonsensical.

squat deadlift
5  45 5  50
5  60 5  60
3  70 3  70
5  75 5  80
5  85 5  90
5+  95 5+  100
bench press military press
5  45 5  45
5  45 5  45
3  45 3  45
5  50 5  45
5  60 5  45
5+  65 5+  45