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    Quote Originally Posted by RittenRemedy View Post
    Can't unsee that dog...
    LOL. DH said the same thing, "what have I done to u to make u show me that??"

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    Oohhhh... MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!! O_O
    Some people just need a sympathetic pat... On the head... With a hammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JudyCr View Post
    ^ priceless post.. You are a hoot.
    Thank you!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dhansakdave View Post
    A mate of mine says the same thing about going for a curry and having a Korma, I tend to agree....

    Damn right, that auto-correct and dog pic buried me....
    And you read at work if I'm not mistaken. People must think you love your job.

    Quote Originally Posted by RittenRemedy View Post
    Can't unsee that dog... D;

    Salmon and potato salad is one of my favorites. Hmm if you like peas and dill, and some butter omg I'm yours.
    Unless I've chilled it, where there's salmon, there's butter and citrus. I do like peas, but I haven't had them in a while. Dill - I think I've had that in stuff, but I don't use it at home. I'm trying to branch out herb wise, but I keep returning to basil and oregano.

    Quote Originally Posted by JudyCr View Post
    LOL. DH said the same thing, "what have I done to u to make u show me that??"
    Funny husband!

    Quote Originally Posted by AuroraB View Post
    Oohhhh... MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!! O_O
    I always thought that when dogs sniffed butt, they were just doing the dog version of checking ID. If so, that little one must work for Homeland Security.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    [QUOTE=JoanieL;1521681
    I always thought that when dogs sniffed butt, they were just doing the dog version of checking ID. If so, that little one must work for Homeland Security.[/QUOTE]

    I got a good laugh out of this!
    Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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    The weekend.

    Never go out without cab fare. You never know when you'll run into someone who might want to lead you astray. And sometimes astray is the perfect place to be led.

    Be reasonably cautious, but don't be afraid of strangers. Sometimes their stories are amazing. Even if the story is 90% BS and 10% truth, you're hearing who they want to be at that moment in time. That's often as illuminating as the truth.

    Lately, I sometimes feel like I've lost my way. I'm taking steps to fix that.

    A self-confidence I've never had. I have a neighbor about half a block away. We're just hello, how're you doing neighbors for the most part. She's big. And she's missing a tooth in the front. She always smiles. Tonight I saw her, and she told me she was going to pick up some Thai food. "I'm puttin' on my food freak," she said as she rubbed her belly. I told her that sounded great. But I've never had her confidence. Somewhere in my mind, if I let my weight go over X, all I want to do is hide 'til I fix it. I swear, if I live to be an old lady, I'm going to let myself get fat, wear mumus, and walk around in animal slippers even in public. Though this would be okay too:


    Useless fact. In Arkansas, a minor that is enrolled in culinary classes may drink alcohol if it's part of the curiculum.

    Food. Forgot to make potato salad, so I had boiled potato smashed with a bit (a large bit) of butter as a side for the salmon. Next day was cold food. A large tin of tuna mixed with that good-oil mayo and some onion, two pickled duck eggs, potatoes that I remembered to cook ahead and chill (with mustard and vinegar). Then Sunday I had oxtails in a spicy tomato sauce w/onions. I was going to make potatoes, but I just wasn't in the mood when the time came.

    I seem to be habituating to two mugs of espresso with butter every morning, and about a cup and a half of fruit for my before bed snack. The fruit at night seems to make the moving of the bowels occur earlier in the day.

    News tidbits. Ohioans, specifically those in Toledo can drink their tap water again. Some algae from Lake Erie was making it unsafe. That's eerie. Ebola keeps making the news. If you luridly describe a crime to someone, they'll be more likely to think the perpetrator should be severely punished. This is news? Well, it was a study. I've got to get into the grant-getting scam... er... business. Big Food is fighting the addition of "added sugar" being labeled on processed food. Anyone surprised? Where's my bookie? I want to bet on the outcome of this.

    Is anyone watching Defiance? I love when I check out a show thinking it's most likely going to be stupid, only to fall a little in love with it. It's in season two now.

    I want a self-cleaning home. Specifically, a self-cleaning bathroom. It's so do-able. Make everything in it non-pourous, then have a steam and soap dispenser in the ceiling, then rinse from the ceiling. It's 2014 for heaven's sake. Why are our bathrooms not cleaning themselves? Why don't our cars fly? As a note, we already have the technology for cars that drive themselves, but focus groups show that we're not emotionally ready for them.


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    Because we all need a little cuteness in our day.



    This is what they feed you in heaven.



    Peace, love, and asswaffles,
    J
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Forager View Post
    I got a good laugh out of this!
    And good morning!
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Good morning!!!

    I like asswaffles. It is my word of the day! I will now use it in a sentence: This site has been overrun by asswaffles and based on their lack of reading skills and logic, I fear for the future of humanity.

    Another reason not to have a little dog, they know no boundaries.

    I am getting to that don't care point. I am thinking bright purple highlights that are so not age appropriate but fun.

    It is such a beautiful day! This morning was cold enough, I got to snuggle under the covers. I love that. Hopefully Ms Joanie is cooler too!

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    I've been thinking of you, V, and hope that all is going well. And I fully support bright purple highlights. Do eeet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vh67 View Post
    Good morning!!!

    I like asswaffles. It is my word of the day! I will now use it in a sentence: This site has been overrun by asswaffles and based on their lack of reading skills and logic, I fear for the future of humanity.

    Another reason not to have a little dog, they know no boundaries.

    I am getting to that don't care point. I am thinking bright purple highlights that are so not age appropriate but fun.

    It is such a beautiful day! This morning was cold enough, I got to snuggle under the covers. I love that. Hopefully Ms Joanie is cooler too!
    Very good to see you! I think I owe you an email, so I'll slap myself upside the head for you. I'm with you on asswaffles being too large a percentage of the population. It's wasn't too horrible today for very long. A little rain, lots of clouds. It really helps.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldie View Post
    I've been thinking of you, V, and hope that all is going well. And I fully support bright purple highlights. Do eeet!
    I'm with Goldie - do the highlights!
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    Monday, August 04, 2014

    It's about noon-thirty, and there is thunder. There are also clouds. Anticipation... Sometimes I'm so low maintenance as to border on house plant. A summer rain storm never fails to cheer me.

    I can't remember where I read it, but apparently, if you can choose what kind of sun to get, morning sunlight is best for both mood and healthy sleeping. Note to self: Take coffee outdoors in a.m. If the neighbors don't like seeing me in my jammies, tough noogies.

    Speaking of ass waffles - or specifically asses who waffle, see this Wiki entry on low carbohydrate diets: Low-carbohydrate diet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - Scroll down to "Opinions from major governmental and medical organizations," to see how no one will take a stand. It looks like we might be wrong, but we were wrong for so long, we don't want to admit it just yet, so we'll be giving out shit advice for another decade or so.

    Speaking of low carb, my macros for yesterday were: P: 33.1%, C: 19.4%, and F: 47.5%. I've started tracking on Cronometer again for a while because I seem to be headed for a slippery slope. This will keep me honest. Maybe not pleased, but honest.

    The first time I had smoked salmon and chevre wrapped in nori, my first thought was: Jewshi. I wasn't the only one as I've since read that others thought that also when they gave up their beloved bagels for nori. So, today, when I rolled up some canned tuna, curried rice (chilled), and spicy mayo, in some nori, I thought: ooh Tushi. This of course doesn't sound appetizing. I always do something wrong the first time I make something. This time it was simply filling it up too much. A half can (7 oz can) of tuna, and the yield from a quarter cup of dried rice cooked is plenty for two or maybe even three rolls. But no, I made one which left me with the choice of either wearing it, or eating it with a fork and knife. But it was pretty good.

    In the news. James Brady has died. Whether I agree with him or not, dude stuck to his guns for what he believed. Scientists are brawling again. Is it a "hobbit" or is it someone with Downs Syndrome? Dueling articles. This is cool: 'Monster' Alligator Fight Captured In Stunning Photos - I loves me some gators. And this: Man Posing For Gun Selfie Dies After Firearm Goes Off: Report - There is nothing I can say here that wouldn't make me sound like a cold-hearted bitch. Darwin. Eating fish will keep your brain younger longer. Crappy article; no info really, no mention of farm vs wild, etc. And the subjects kept journals. Icky poo: California company expands recall of fruit sold at Trader Joe's, Costco | abc7news.com


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    How to give your child an eating disorder.






    Peace, love, and kittehs,
    J
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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