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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    What? He's NOT crazy??? holycrap.... suprise the stuffin outta me..
    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Yeah... I saw a clip of him is what was supposed to be *I think* a serious interview. Crazy as a Betsy-bug! With that special Richard Simmons flair of course...

    *It was kind of hard to tell. He kept going completely off the reservation. Answering questions with totally random stuff. Serious near to tear one moment then up singing and dancing the next... the hostess acted like she was just as confused as the audience.
    I think sometimes in real life (or maybe even here also) people think that about me. First impression: ditsy. Next: hmm... kinda dark. Next: laughs at weird shit. Conclusion: crazy as a shit house rat.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    Fun video. I read the Dr. Seuss books right after the Ant and Bee books. I thought the library was such a magical place. Think about how different the world was - at eight years old, I was allowed to go alone to the library and my parents didn't worry that I'd become a victim of human trafficking.
    I spent a lot of my childhood in the library. I would take out whatever the upper limit on the number of books was and then return them within a day or two. The librarian couldn't believe I had really read them all. But I had.
    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    I think sometimes in real life (or maybe even here also) people think that about me. First impression: ditsy. Next: hmm... kinda dark. Next: laughs at weird shit. Conclusion: crazy as a shit house rat.
    Crazy as the proverbial bedbug but we love you anyway.

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    MDA needs crazy shit !!!!!!!! so yay for the little crazy shit house rat

    we love you Joanie.....................

    Joanie and Chachi have just come to mind....................

    and for the quote of the day
    ...................we get one shot at life................ lets make it amazing !!!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    I spent a lot of my childhood in the library. I would take out whatever the upper limit on the number of books was and then return them within a day or two. The librarian couldn't believe I had really read them all. But I had.


    Crazy as the proverbial bedbug but we love you anyway.
    I also remember sitting at those tables which seemed so big at that age. It was so quiet and peaceful. Unlike my home where drama ensued over things as minor as a broken egg yolk.

    Love you back.

    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    MDA needs crazy shit !!!!!!!! so yay for the little crazy shit house rat

    we love you Joanie.....................

    Joanie and Chachi have just come to mind....................

    and for the quote of the day
    ...................we get one shot at life................ lets make it amazing !!!!!!!
    Smoochies to you, G.

    As to one shot, I think I've met a few folks who will get two or three. They may come back as cockroaches if there's any justice in the hereafter.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    It's OK...

    I'll tell you a secret.
    But you have to PROMISE not to tell any one else.
    Evidently...






    *I'm crazy too*
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    When the Zombies come, I’m gonna get et.

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    I hunt and fish.
    I grew huge fields of things in my younger years... then I moved to the hot sands of FL.
    So now I grow a couple of little things.

    Other useful skills... I can cook too~.
    And really. I have a couple of turdy chronic diseases.
    I could be your shooter until my meds ran out, that's about it... then I'd be useless and you'd have to shoot me.
    Then you could have my extra stash of painkillers for emergency situations.
    And my heirloom seeds that are in vacuum sealed foil...
    *lucky bastards*
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    i can also make soap and half-assedly sew

    one skill i don't have though, and it might be the most important skill, is cardio
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    It's OK...

    I'll tell you a secret.
    But you have to PROMISE not to tell any one else.
    Evidently...






    *I'm crazy too*
    I'm shocked! (But I won't tell anyone.)

    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i can also make soap and half-assedly sew

    one skill i don't have though, and it might be the most important skill, is cardio
    LOL! We'll get et together.

    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    I hunt and fish.
    I grew huge fields of things in my younger years... then I moved to the hot sands of FL.
    So now I grow a couple of little things.

    Other useful skills... I can cook too~.
    And really. I have a couple of turdy chronic diseases.
    I could be your shooter until my meds ran out, that's about it... then I'd be useless and you'd have to shoot me.
    Then you could have my extra stash of painkillers for emergency situations.
    And my heirloom seeds that are in vacuum sealed foil...
    *lucky bastards*
    Oh I forgot, I can fish. And cook. Sewing I can do, but it's so tedious that I've never finished anything. Still, now that Bloodorchid has brought up cardio... I fear my plump little carcass will be one of the first to go. Maybe if I make it past the first wave, I can convince the tribe that between cooking and tending the children, they shouldn't throw me out of the enclosure.

    I can also be Keeper of the Drugs, though that might be like letting the fox watch the hen house.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i can also make soap and half-assedly sew

    one skill i don't have though, and it might be the most important skill, is cardio
    I forgot sew!
    I'm actually pretty good at it... even made my prom dress and can wing a pattern.

    That cardio thing though.
    I really hope zombies just walk.
    Why does everyone always need to sprint everywhere if zombies just lumber along?
    Why not jog round them with a can of gas then burn them up?
    Or kitchen napalm...
    Maybe my alternative recipe knowledge would be useful?


    ...that brings me back to being glad I'm a good shot.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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