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    I want to sound all cool and English like Dave. I can actually hear him talking in my head!
    Prapper Brizzlers, where I lives, don't sound that cool, believe I....

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    I'm with you on the cold. If it gets below 80 and the sun isn't shining ON me I tend to get a shiver...
    That's an heatwave for us....

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    I'm sure there's a bar somewhere here with a fireplace, but remember, we're really really warm most of the year, and too hot for a couple of months - this cold weather is abnormal for us. Still, it's up in the air. I'm free as a bird. The decision to cook or bar hop can be left 'til the day of (though I do have to defrost that salmon).
    You could consider it a personal challange to find one!!

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    I can hear Dave also. Burly sexy dude.
    This book'll help, with me accent, Krek Waiter's Peak Bristle, you can geddit in Americawl, an' all....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhansakdave View Post
    Prapper Brizzlers, where I lives, don't sound that cool, believe I....



    That's an heatwave for us....



    You could consider it a personal challange to find one!!



    This book'll help, with me accent, Krek Waiter's Peak Bristle, you can geddit in Americawl, an' all....
    Here it is after 11:am my time the day before, and I'm still in my jammies and still haven't decided what to do tomorrow. And once I found out that one of the better grocery stores is open 'til 2pm tomorrow, my procrastination gene just shrugged and figured, "never do today what you can put off 'til tomorrow."

    I'll check out that book over at Amazon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    FDA Reviewing Evidence That Morning-After Pill Doesn't Work in Women Weighing Over 176 Pounds | Mother Jones News Ive got nothing sarcastic to say, just putting it out there for informational purposes. Guys, if you like big girls, wrap up Mr. Happy before entry.
    ROFL you have such a way with words, Joanie!

    *wipes tea off monitor*

    And I'm wondering... how did they determine it's 176 pounds, and not 175 or 177?

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    just imagine.. in 20 years a fairly popular governor runs for the senate and wins. one night he gets a call telling him he should vote a certain way, he says 'why would i do that?'

    phone man replies 'says here you had a predilection for granny porn back in the day! be a shame if someone were to.. find out'
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    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    I wonder if they increase the dosage of the morning after pill for larger women, if it would work? A doctor once told me that all over the counter pills are designed for a 150 person, so if you are larger, you need to take a higher dosage to work Not sure if that is true but it makes sense.

    Many of my neighbors have their Christmas lights and decorations up already. There is a Christmas tree lot that has been open since at least last Friday. We have an after Thanksgiving Day rule in our house, nothing Christmas allowed until the turkey is gone!

    I am doing a fairly primal Thanksgiving and a totally gluten-free one. Well, almost gf, my sister is bring her homemade rolls because my then 17 year old niece started crying last year when I nixed the idea of them using real flour in my kitchen. It created a lot of drama but it makes me sick and is about impossible not to contaminate the other food in the kitchen. This year she made them at my other sister's house and partially cooked them. Hopefully no tears and drama this year, at least over rolls.

    I grew up down wind from a chicken egg ranch, I would take sriracha any day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldie View Post
    ROFL you have such a way with words, Joanie!

    *wipes tea off monitor*

    And I'm wondering... how did they determine it's 176 pounds, and not 175 or 177?
    Sorry about the monitor. Not sure on the weight thing. Maybe because of what V says below almost all OTC drugs work to about 176 lbs?

    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    just imagine.. in 20 years a fairly popular governor runs for the senate and wins. one night he gets a call telling him he should vote a certain way, he says 'why would i do that?'

    phone man replies 'says here you had a predilection for granny porn back in the day! be a shame if someone were to.. find out'
    I used to tell my exhusband: I don't care if someone finds you in bed with twin goats and one of them is male. Make sure you tell me so no one can blackmail you or so I can give you an alibi.

    Granny porn? LOL!

    Quote Originally Posted by vh67 View Post
    I wonder if they increase the dosage of the morning after pill for larger women, if it would work? A doctor once told me that all over the counter pills are designed for a 150 person, so if you are larger, you need to take a higher dosage to work Not sure if that is true but it makes sense.

    Many of my neighbors have their Christmas lights and decorations up already. There is a Christmas tree lot that has been open since at least last Friday. We have an after Thanksgiving Day rule in our house, nothing Christmas allowed until the turkey is gone!

    I am doing a fairly primal Thanksgiving and a totally gluten-free one. Well, almost gf, my sister is bring her homemade rolls because my then 17 year old niece started crying last year when I nixed the idea of them using real flour in my kitchen. It created a lot of drama but it makes me sick and is about impossible not to contaminate the other food in the kitchen. This year she made them at my other sister's house and partially cooked them. Hopefully no tears and drama this year, at least over rolls.

    I grew up down wind from a chicken egg ranch, I would take sriracha any day!
    I haven't a clue when it comes to hormone type drugs. I like your Christmas rule. I have been singing Christmas carols since the weather got cold. Oh the weather outside is frightful and the fire is so delightful...

    I think at 17, I could cry if my favorite underwear wasn't clean. I'm slightly better now, but I'm stoic around other people.

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    Tiny bitch. As I was walking home from the store, I smelled a huge waft of cologne. Too sweet for my taste. But she must have been applying it in the street because my hair still has the scent. Ickkkk. I'm about ready to rub fish stock in my hair just to get the smell out. heh.

    Shopping done w/out having to go to a big grocery store!

    Rice - check.
    Vodka for shots - check.
    Rum for hot buttered - check.
    And though I wasn't looking for it: a tiny wheel of brie. So I had to get pork rinds to put it on. LOL

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    Joanie, I think I would have the mostest relaxingest time at your place - your penchant for procrastination is a thing of beauty! Whatever you decide to do tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving!
    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldie View Post
    ROFL you have such a way with words, Joanie!

    *wipes tea off monitor*

    And I'm wondering... how did they determine it's 176 pounds, and not 175 or 177?
    That made me chuckle a good bit as well....

    So there are herberts watching herberts watching porn, that is kinky....

    Don't think that's the last we've seen of good ol' Sylvio!

    More importantly, cancelling NCIS, the bastards, that would have got me spitting as well....is that series 11?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crabbcakes View Post
    Joanie, I think I would have the mostest relaxingest time at your place - your penchant for procrastination is a thing of beauty! Whatever you decide to do tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving!
    Odd thing is that in my academic and then professional lives, I always meet deadlines. Personal life? A freakin' train wreck. heh. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, dear Crabbyone.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dhansakdave View Post
    That made me chuckle a good bit as well....

    So there are herberts watching herberts watching porn, that is kinky....

    Don't think that's the last we've seen of good ol' Sylvio!

    More importantly, cancelling NCIS, the bastards, that would have got me spitting as well....is that series 11?
    I'm with you on Sylvio - you can't keep a good perv or a bad politician down for long.

    "series 11" - is that what we call "season 11?" If so, it might be. Seems like NCIS has been on forever. I do love the little Rudolph show - it's so old and the "claymation" (clay animation) is adorable by today's special effects standards, but I prefer Christmas stuff in December.
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