Goldie - you rock, love that photie. My youngest swears that if you have the gas hob going, and chop onions, your eyes are spared!!!!!!!!!
However havent really tried that one either, lookng for swimming googles..............
Everyone needs a good cat!!!!!!!!!!! I think i have told the story before on MDA, that soon after john got bobbited, our cat bought a very phalic looking thing in and dumped it on the carpet. It was the only time any of our many cats have caught and half eaten an eel......... Funny that it had to be around that " hey i just chopped off my husbands penis and threw it out the window" era.
And for the record, i would have fed the bloody thing to the dog - done - gone - no evidence left to fiddle around with !!!!!