So, is it a bad thing if you have Bristol 1 through 7 in the same sitting?My very own poop thread.
Did you know the average person generates about five TONS of stool in his or her lifetime?
what you leave behind (or what leaves your behind) should be numbers 3, 4, or 5, with 4 being the healthiest bestest poop ever.
Three bowel movements per day to three per week is considered the normal range.
The food you eat typically takes three days from the time you eat it until it finishes its journey in your toilet, Aserkoff says. If it takes a shorter time, the result may be greener stool because green is one of the first colors in the rainbow of the digestive process.
Size and shape: “We used to believe that size was indicative of a problem if the stool was ‘pencil-thin,’” Aserkoff says. “But recent research indicates that this is actually not true.”
The above facts are courtesy of: What You See in the Toilet Says Something About Your Health and The Truth About Poop: Understanding Stool Color, Shape, and Frequency
And How to Analyze Poop: 8 Steps - wikiHow gets into the act by telling us to analyze the following:
- Effect of diet
- Smell (not applicable to women since everyone knows we poop roses)
The only thing I find bizarre in these articles is that they can be a bit alarmist. As in: if your poop is ___________, you may have cancer. Then again, you might have just eaten too much cottage cheese.
Obama announces plan to allow insurers to extend health plans - latimes.com – Gee, thanx, Mr. Prezidunce.
BBC News - US Secret Service agents 'removed from Obama guard detail' – Is there really that little honor and dignity left on the planet? Or do we only get the news of the schkeves?
Staffers Concerned With Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Drug Abuse, Drunk Driving, Court Documents Say - ABC News – Dude, really, check into rehab.
U.S. Jobless Claims Drop by 2,000 - WSJ.com – I will continue to repeat this until the day I die. A reduction in new unemployment benefit claims doesn’t say squat about recovery. It only indicates that fewer people are eligible for benefits.
Google: We're bombarded by gov't requests on user data | Security & Privacy - CNET News - There’s a lot of info in this article. If you have high blood pressure, make sure you’ve taken a pill.
Antarctic iceberg ditches mainland, sets sail - CSMonitor.com – Bon voyage!
A common man who ain’t so common: Car mechanic invents new birthing tool endorsed by WHO | Fox News
That earns a smile and a laugh.
Wednesday’s food: Coffee w/butter. A stewy/soupy thing with tomato, stew beef, turnips, a tangerine, and almost every spice I had in the house. A double scoop protein shake. Cheese.
3 per week? Gives a whole new meaning to FOS.... (Full Of S&*^)
new birthing tool... inspired by wine cork.... interesting....