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    Diet Coke and the Bible!

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    Well the bible and Jesus do not say much about Diet Coke, if anything and all, so does that mean that we are allowed to drink as much as we like? Right now comes my office assistant in to me with a large glass of Coca-Cola Zero with the usual splash of organic lime juice and ice, so this important issue is really something I ponder about at the moment; why does the bible not mention diet coke, does that mean that Diet Coke is beyond good and evil?

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    Gorbag... you are the coolest person on this forum

    edit: except for YOU, reader
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    "I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.

    In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."

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    How much Diet Coke did Noah take on the Ark?

    Also, Gorbag, stop posting insightful/funny things. You are shirking your duties as my arch nemesis.

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    I like the little touch of organic lime juice in the Diet Coke.
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    Over the last couple of months I have lost my taste for diet sodas. But hey, that was a funny post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorbag View Post
    Well the bible and Jesus do not say much about Diet Coke,......
    It's all a matter of interpretation...hahaha

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    I think diet coke may be listed in leviticus as an abomination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    I like the little touch of organic lime juice in the Diet Coke.
    I always found that ironic too. Like putting lipstick on a pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorbag View Post
    the bible and Jesus do not say much about Diet Coke
    Jesus never mentioned Diet Coke because he was trying to keep it all to himself. Obvs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichMahogany View Post
    How much Diet Coke did Noah take on the Ark?

    Also, Gorbag, stop posting insightful/funny things. You are shirking your duties as my arch nemesis.
    Yep, and as an real arch nemesis I have now made a secret pact with the infamous Lex Luthor, the ghost of Osama Bin Laden and Ronald McDonald (the latter is associative member only!) to make all the Americans more obese than they are now! And our secret weapon is Diet Coke AND The Holy Bible! As we all know; the aspartame in Diet Coke altering the hormones, especially insulin, in the human body so people becomes obese by drinking it! So when the Americans discovers that Jesus and the bible do not explicit forbid Diet Coke, then they will consume more and become even fatter than they are now, and be kept down by their own fat bodies, and then will the American empire and the western civilization come to an end! It will be destroyed from within so to say! So that’s the top secret and evil master plan! Hmmm, I hope that nobody from the CIA agency reads this…

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